I would like to apply...

To be an honorary brit. I figure some fresh ideas could help you with your thread count problems... and the whole mayo on fries thing. that's fucking discusting and needs to stop happening.

Also, Fries are not chips. Do you notice the shape of potato chips? If you don't want to call fries fries I suggest you call them slivers, or perhaps shards.

More ideas to come upon acceptance. I look forward to working with you fine ol' chaps.

 

Well, there is an acceptance test you have to take first.

Please don't think of the acceptance test as "pass and you're in, fail and you're out on your arse". There are actually a lot of "correct" answers you can give. It's a way for us to decide which part of the UK you belong in.

I'll compile the test and let you know when it's time

 

You fuck sheep= Wales
You don't brush and are pretentious= England
You enjoy shitty weather and violence= Scotland

I'm only joking Brits...............................................




Sort of

 

I assume the asnwer to #19 is not "Get the fuck out of Ireland?"

 

I think the best results come when we stick to our own kind, family, hominidae.

 

Guys, just telling you, we kicked him out of the American forums, and he's already been rejected by the French, Spanish, Italian, German, and Dutch forums..

 

No, the Germans respect my schadenfreude.

And I would never apply to be diplomat to France(forum). This man is a slandaring fraud!

 

What- was the position of "dishonorary Brit" already filled?

 

Oh sorry, I meant the "Freedom" forum.

 

I think that's one you have to come up to from within.

 

Bloody 'ell... is that Prints Charles doing a Jimmy Steward impersonalisation?

 

If he furrowed his brows he'd be Clint Eastwood!

 

Sorry- I really shouldn't be making fun of Brit"ish" Roy-all tease.

 

If he browed his furrows he could raise corn.

 

I like Steven Wright. I'm sure you brits would dig him. Does that help with my application?

 

FTR: If you want to be British, you have to get these things right...

Mayo on chips...yum.

These are chips.



These are French fries:



These are crisps.




Ok...?

 

1. Is fries
2. is cheep ass fries
3. Is chips... but I could comprimise and call them crisps in my duty as Ambassador and God.

 

Damned 'merkins...

 

It is non-negotiable, sorry.

1.Chips.
2.French Fries/ Fries
3. Crisps.

If you start mixing these things up we'll all go to hell. Damned Americans.

Btw, two cost more than one.