i wish i was a man

being a man sounds so much easier. of course id have to give up on shoes, and i wouldnt have nice bras anymore. but it doesnt seem that bad compared to how comfy life would be.
i wouldnt have to think with my brain or follow my heart anymore. id just have to think with my dick. men have it so much easier.

 

men do have it easier. i'm glad i'm male.

but your logic is entirely flawed regardless. its easier, but not for the gross generalizations you made

 

are you seriously 31?
and you live in paris?
were you born in france?

i'm asking these questions because i cannot comprehend someone your age and nationality stating something so dumb
but i guess it's just the french

you know there are operations that they can do to make you a man
good luck with that

 

I am probably smarter than you.
My dick can comprehend things your tiny female brain could never hope to.

 

yes, yes, and yes. i dont know why u're asking that if its just to say that "it's just the french". u cant believe it that a french person can think that but u can in the end since im french after all? thats coherent..
im sorry im french and dumb, but so far the men ive met (french or not) were truly driven by what their dicks told them, so yea im making a statement.

 

All my dick ever tells me is "Shut up, I'm trying to sleep!"

 

that does sound better than your heart telling u to do something that will hurt u in the end

 

Ya think?

 

i wish i were a man too. with a big ol dick

 

yes

and while im changing gender, i might as well get a big one yea

 

I do get to pee standing up.

 

i tried that when i was younger (like last month) i pissed all over myself

 

On average we’re faster, stronger, and smarter, and our bodies are less complicated and vulnerable to environmental conditions. We don’t suffer from depression with the same frequency as women and our reproduction organs are on the outside safe from internal strife. We can piss anywhere and don’t have to squat in the woods like a bear. We don’t have to grow up and when things get tough we can always run away leaving the burden of our offspring to our dutiful wives and girlfriends. :cheers2:


Hotwater

 

:cheers2:

 

and also, men can get off on fairly simple things, like, say, seeing a pair of boobs (woohoo). we women have to imagine all sorts of scenarios before we can be satisfied

 

i've known a few girls who can pee outside, standing up. the only requirements, as i understand it, are wearing a skirt or dress without underwear (so you don't have to undress) and standing with your feet far enough apart. beyond that, as i understand, it really is pretty easy, so long as you're ok with drip-drying like guys do.

 

I love women, but wouldn't want to be one.

 

mm. wait, im on the hipforums. some girl will probably go "i get off from seeing a paperclip".
but men, dont believe them

 

not to mention multiple orgasms

 

you wouldn't have to pay for those shoes or nice bras anymore!!