i was spanked

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by fitzy21, May 23, 2009.

  1. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    and to be honest...it fucking hurts. god damn wooden paddle fucking hurts. my ass is red and bruised right now.

    so anyways, that happened at the bar last night. cute female bartender did the spankings. i can remember at least 10 hits on my ass - probably had more. i know i got on the bar twice.

    why?
    i don't know...i was drunk
     
  2. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Was it a bare-ass spanking? :rolleyes:

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  3. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    yes it was. she pulled my shorts down just enough to have my ass hang out in all its pasty white glory to be turned red
     
  4. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    At least you didn't get fucked.
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    that is true

    it was lots of fun though. rode the mechanical bull as well. and i dont' know how this worked out, but i didn't pay for any drinks at either of the 2 bars we went to. just know that i had plenty to drink all night long
     
  6. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    same thing happened to me fitz...my bud jimmy's girl was smacking my ass quite a bit last night...:cheers2:

    then it told her turn about is fair play...she bent right over...:D
     
  7. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    that sounds like one hell of a bar
     
  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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  10. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    that is pretty amazing.

    i didn't scream like that wimp though
     
  11. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    so all my parents can do is laugh at me :biggrin:
     
  12. lode

    lode Banned

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    Ya know, I should visit southie sometime.
     
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    yes indeed you should
     
  14. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    Sounded like you had a fun night to me. :D
     
  15. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    from what we all remember, yea, it was a great night. haha. good times with my boys. somehow we picked up these 2 chicks at the bar and they came to Denny's with us
     
  16. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    I got a horrible bj last night but I'm happy to say my ass isn't red and bruised.
     
  17. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Pussy.

    I'm glad you got a spanking though. You've needed one for a long time.
     
  18. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    how am i a pussy? i went back for more the 2nd time haha

    and yes, i did need one :eek:

    it was great though after the 2nd time...i got to take a shot out of her cleavage as she rubbed her tits in my face
     
  19. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    You're a pussy for complaining about a sore ass.

    I haven't been spanked in years...:(

    That is a great bartender. If she is willing to share her VS you should take her out sometime. ;)
     
  20. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    come up and i'll bring you to the bar

    the bartender did see my ass...so that is a possibility
     
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