i WAS gonna seduce my man when he got home tonight

but he just called to tell me he's going out for beer with the guys from work. so i guess i'll just take off my make up and put on my sweats. oh well. there's always ice cream.

 

That stereotype is making me laugh so hard right now.

 

This does sound strikingly like a network sitcom. () But if this is for real, then why didn't you just tell him what you had planned?

 

are you stuck in the fifties ?!?!?!

 

LMFAO.

This... yeah. It doesn't get more predictable or sitcom-like than that.

Though, my favorite ice-cream involving movie has to be Miss Congeniality, where she walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a pint, then he hands her Ben & Jerry's...

 

hehehe. it was totally true, though. except for the ice cream. i hate ice cream. such hostility you bastards. we managed to sneak one in while the kids were distracted.

i do have a fairly traditional relationship, except for the swinging and such.