I was bought a surprise lapdance tonight

how was it?

 

awkward! I started making conversation. And almost asked about where she shops...I stopped myself though.

 

i bet it was awkward haha. I wouldnt know how to react to one but hey you can say that you got one

 

ew. now if it was a dude, fuck yeah. shake that shit.

 

I was getting a double lapdance on my bday with Dean and there was this loose board on top of the booth we were sitting in. the chick put her hand on top of the booth and nailed us both in the back of the head with a bigass plank. it was tres sexay

 

LOL! I mean, it was interesting. I couldnt get anything out of it other than technique tips for future reference :tongue:

 

Is there such a thing as male lapdancers (not strippers)?

 

yes have em up in wisconsin...... 21 or older

 

heidi fleiss wanted to open up a whorehouse in nevada with male whores.

unfortunately the nevada constitution is quite clear on the subject that all prostitutes are required to have quarterly pelvic exams by a licensed gynecologist.....

Yeeeeeeeeeah.....

 

What don't they have up in Wisconsin?
No seriously, I just tried to look it up...there are precious few.
I'm not looking for anything for myself, I hasten to add.
Just thinking of you ladies.

 

mhm

wisconsin is basically country lol sooo im thinkin they get pretty bored up there

 

sounds fun haha

i usually wait to the end to chat them up - not paying to talk to them

 

I'm glad you had fun,but I tell you this guy, The HawaiianEye lol,has never been interested in going to a strip club,it just never appealed to me.But thats me.

 

I think its super fun, but ya! Total shock!

 

I wanna a lapdance! Only as long as shes disease free though. Never know when her wardrobe malfunction causes her to fall onto my wardrobe malfunction.

 

I know, I put my clothing straight into the laundry bin when I got home!

 

LOLLLLLL !
I can understand it though.

 

lmao! That's hilarious.

 

:rofl: