i want....

name ONE thing you want but for one reason or another cannot have. but it has to be something selfish, something for you....no cheap cop-outs like "world peace" or something like that.



i want a big old fuzzy rasputin beard. but my facial hair doesnt grow in very dense on my cheeks.


dudes a beast!

 

A penis

 

i could send you one in the mail

 

My pants to be super-duper loose, without having to work to get them that way. I want financial aid to grant me like $20Gs in grants. I want my car to warm itself up. I want my next class to cancel. I want work to be really boring tonight, just because I don't feel like dealing with people. I want my IPOD to start working again. Wait. You said one thing? My bad

 

That's so sweet of you Nesta!

 

1 pound of pure cocaine


i won't be sharing

 

a vacation, at a spa. where people don't talk.

 

no worries. i know a guy who knows a guy, and after a few phone calls, a "gift" of a bottle of whisky, and a trip to the morgue, i could have a real penis on the way for you. the benefit of getting it from a morgue rather than from a living specimen is that rigor mortis will have set in, so it totally has utilitarian value.

 

rigor mortis goes away.

 

I want my cat to come back.

 

Incredible eyes.

 

Ageist. I've offered to bring you mine.

It's cuz I'm old.

 

But you want to keep yours attached to your body.

 

If I give it to you I won't have a need for it anymore.

 

TH, you can have my penis if I can find it.

 

a university degree

 

naked women. lots and lots of naked women.

i want world peace, just so i can win the nobel peace prize for it. that thing comes with a lot of money.

 

I would really like my baby to be born BEFORE March.

It really won't happen though.

And yes it is completely selfish of me to want this.

 

a really delicious lunch
and like Piaf, a college degree

 

Aw come on. It's 35 hours. You can make it!