I want to write a seriously confusing book

I want to write a book focused on the words think, thank, and thunk. I want to and never will because I'm lazy. If you think about it though the process before we think a thought and what causes thoughts, has bound to be an interesting subject. For example it'd go like this..and this is off the top of me head and I'm rolling so here it goes.

"The subject noticed after receiving the injection that his thoughts were distracted and scrambled. He thought about how to change his thoughts, and would realize that he had just thunk a thought. But he was clueless as to have a thought about how to stop the endless thinking about thoughts, then having thoughts process."

Generally something like that, with a Dr. Seuss spin, but done seriously. I just want to put a huge play on words. Is there books out there like this?

 

Heres how to do it:
1) Sit at your computer
2) Open openoffice or notepad.
3) Smoke a bunch of weed
4) Write

Post it when your done.

 

I'm on a head full of E now so I could start writing, but listening to music sounds like a lot more fun.

 

Well, if you want to write something like this, I don't think it will be too hard. On the other hand, getting other people to read it could be difficult. And getting people to enjoy it could very well be impossible.

 

You might want to look at the collected speeches of George W. Bush. Failing that, try Hunter Thompson -- his later works, just before he blew his head off.