I want new boobs

I've had these boobs for 12 years....I think it's time for new ones. Maybe smaller to give my back a break. Plus that way if I wear a low cut top it doesn't look "slutty". I want new eyes too. New boobs and new eyes. Think I can get a transplant?

 

nope. but it sure would be nice to be able to wear a tank top or v neck....

 

I need a photo before making a decision as to whether to support you in your quest for new titties.

 

Ummmm I have a cleavage picture in my gallery.

 

Go to Italy. Its cheaper there.
Not that I would know...

 

You know that thread where they're talking about whether you'd switch and be a boy for a while? It would also be cool if we could just switch girl bodies for a while. I'd love to have enormous boobs for a week or so. I would wear the sluttiest shirts ever.

But you have pretty eyes, Tree-Hugger!

 

So you do.:drool:
And why on earth would you wanna go changing that now?

 

Because the muscle relaxers are no longer helping my back. Plus they pop out of my shirts sometimes.....like a few minutes before I made this thread. I looked down and there was my right boob trying to say hello to the world. Thank god I wore a full coverage bra today.

 

Do you have the money for surgery ?

 

:cuss: full-coverage bras

 

No. I've talked to my insurance about it and they said they wouldn't cover it because it is cosmetic. Oh well. I was kinda joking though....which is why I asked about the transplant. I just need someone to hold them up while I'm walking around to give my back a break. I'm already guilty of resting them on a table. KC I'm sure you are too. :tongue:

 

Haha I bought this one just for this shirt. Made the mistake of wearing a sheer demi cup once. Never again.

 

Yes! You need boob porters! It would be just like how the Aztec kings got carried around on a litter all the time, except with boobs instead of Aztec kings!

On a less serious note, GRRR to boob reduction being "cosmetic" but Viagra being covered by lots of insurance companies. FUCK YOU, MEN WHO RUN EVERYTHING.

 

That would be great.

Ugh I know! If you can't get it up anymore you should have to pay to help that. It doesn't cause a man pain to be impotent. Damn knuckle draggers!

 

it is NOT cosmetic if your on muscle relaxers and all that then the insurance will cover it i had an ex who had a reduction (she needed it worse then you do) and it was completely covered by her insurance
also was the best thing shed ever done and made her so hsappy she stopped trying to hide em and went around at work flashijng all her coworkers (she worked in a hospitol at the time)
and that was days after the surgery so they still looked frankensteinish (they will for awhile, with staples all around and bruising and all, but her back pain went away entirely, and she was very happy with the result)

dont talk to the plastic surgeojn or the ijnsureancve bout wether its covered or not, go to the back doc, have him recomend the surgery, then its concidered medicly necasary, not cosmetic

well the boobs anyways, i think ysa should leave the eyes alone

 

I wish I could deflate my saggin-dragons.. I can never wear button shirts or tanks, and forget shirts with those "built-in-bras" only in my dreams can I wear those..
And people say wear a minimizer, yeah, those don't work and are an urban legend because they do not work miracles...

 

My back doctor told me that my pain was from being stubborn and lifting too many heavy crates at the greenhouse. Could be true....but I don't work at the greenhouse right now.

Ahh Shroom I know what you mean. My mom bought me those tank tops with the built-in-bra. I wear them when I sleep. haha

I love your saggin' dragons by the way. They make your hairy moles more prominant.

 

Mine aren't as big as they once were, as they have fed 2 babies, but I wish they were a bit higher. I too hate built in bra tanks. They invented them to tease me.
I wish I had small perky boobs, I would never wear a bra and everything I owned would have spaghetti straps...that is my dream....

 

talk to a different back doc.
explain that the pains not from liftin heavy boxes, but heavy fun bags
try a female doc
a male doc might like your cleavage too much to do whats really right for ya

 

Haha, so true

And then the tops that tie around your neck, I always have side-boobage chilling out on the sides, I know it looks ultra-sexy having side boob hanging out trying to breathe...So it's either t-shirts or--well, yeah just t-shirts...
Sometimes I will see a shirt I like and then notice how the cups or the chest part is like super tiny and I end up looking like a sausage that's packed into a casing that is too small...