i want a lobster as a pet

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  1. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    the thread title says it all :(
     
    Eskimo101, Jul 23, 2008
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  3. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    haha sweet, just try not to eat it.
     
    jaredfelix, Jul 23, 2008
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  5. Eskimo101

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    they taste like dirt why would i want to eat them??? they also are bottom feeders..i would have a ard time eating it knowing that it ate a dead rotting whale
     
    Eskimo101, Jul 23, 2008
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  7. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    fine.. ill eat it.
     
    jaredfelix, Jul 23, 2008
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  9. Eskimo101

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    thats not a good idea..i would get a posionous lobster
     
    Eskimo101, Jul 23, 2008
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  11. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    well then i would use it to make darts to shoot people with..
     
    jaredfelix, Jul 23, 2008
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  13. Eskimo101

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    i think that would be illegal
     
    Eskimo101, Jul 23, 2008
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  15. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Easy. Go to the local fiishmarket and buy one.

    Then feed your cancerous cat to it. It will grow big and strong and the spirit of your cat will live on.
     
    redyelruc, Jul 23, 2008
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  19. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Nerval, wasn't it?
     
    praxiskepsis, Jul 24, 2008
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    i want a pet lobster, too.
    i always walk by the little lobster aquarium at the grocery store and i want to rescue them. but my fish tank just isn't big enough. :(
     
    Karmalized, Jul 24, 2008
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  23. Eskimo101

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    i can always threaten to boil it if it misbehaves
     
    Eskimo101, Jul 24, 2008
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    ruski Senior Member

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    as long as you name it pinchy
     
    ruski, Jul 24, 2008
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    or i could get one of these

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    Eskimo101, Jul 24, 2008
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    themnax Senior Member

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    i wouldn't mind having one for lunch. and no, they do NOT taste like dirt. you must be mistaking them for cavier. now THAT overpriced crap DOES taste like dirt, and idiots pretend to like it to try and impress each other, and i'm not real sure there's any other reason anyone ever its it at all.

    but lobsters are in fact quite tastie, as are most 'bottom feeders' as opposed to most carnivours, which are not.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
    themnax, Jul 24, 2008
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  33. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I have tons of pets, I have a toad that's in my backyard... I have raccoons living in my tree, I have dogs that just walk in my yard and hang out with me, a turtle that sits on my tree stump..Two ducks that I feed that always come up to me when they see me outside, they actually took food out of my hand...

    If you want a lobster as a pet go to the grocery store and free one of them from the tank...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jul 24, 2008
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  35. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    What do you eat then? Your veggies got their nutrients from COW SHIT.

    Lobsters taste awesome.
     
    mitten_kitten, Jul 24, 2008
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  37. Mr.Good Cat

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    go get food stamps and buy one with them.. hell buy two then you can race them and it won't get lonely.. a monk fish would be a bad ass pet too (they call it the poor mans lobster) :cool:
     
    Mr.Good Cat, Jul 24, 2008
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  39. mystical_shroom

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    Haha, food stamps..? No, you must encourage esk to steal one (or two) from the tanks...Viva-la-lobster revolution!
     
    mystical_shroom, Jul 24, 2008
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