I wanna rip-off my uterus

Sorry for being crude, but I am in serious pain. Fuck periods. I took aspirin as I know that's the stupidest thing to do, I need ibuprofen but I can't even drag my ass to the nurse. I am currently sitting with a cold water bottle on my stomach and trying to focus on other stuff than the pain. I have to go out soon. Do you think driving with ibuprofen (like 3 Advils I plan to take) will slow my reflexes?

 

Nah, won't slow your reflexes. Knock it out.

My advice is beer whenever you don't have to drive.

 

I know that feeling. I used to have to leave school or not go on the first day of my cycle it was so god awful. much love to you. what about a hot water bottle? I never used a cold one. I cant stand to feel cold. Well anyways I think youll be fine.

 

The pain is fading.. I think that aspirin was enough turns out.. well that's good.

 

I always take ibuprofen....
But I am trying to reduce it, cause its not good for your heart.

 

i think uterus removal would hurt even more

 

I take the pill, so im generally okay.

 

Not during the anesthesia...But I guess it would feel really weird after it has been removed.

 

Oh yeah, definately.

 

a little chocolate and some cold beer. they work wonders for my mind and body.

 

well I'll get me both chocolate and beer today!

yeah when I used to be on the pill I wouldn't experience such painful periods either.. but.. the pill has too many other side effects that I'd rather never have again..

 

Side effects like what ?
I havent experienced any....yet.

 

double chocolate stout?

 

I know people feel weird sbout the pill, but it works for me

 

side effects like boobs hurting, sometimes so much that just brushing a shirt over them would hurt, like gaining 10 pounds (which actually isn't bad considering I could use some extra pounds, medically speaking), low sex-drive, mood swings, depression, irritability.. and that was on the mini-pill too, so I can't even begin to imagine what a normal pill would do to me.

if I have to get on birth control again.. because of frequent sex with same partner.. I'll get a IUD.. no hormones.. 99.9% effective.. and that you can't forget to take since it stays wherever it is!

 

It stays inside the uterus...thats why its called IUD - An Intrauterine Device...

 

good!

 

It also has side effects....

 

I hate the first day of my period, is just horrible and so much pain. I become completely unable to do ANYTHING, but lay in bed, in pain, trying to sleep.

 

i'm fairly certain it would....