I told my girlfriend that im not hungry

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Death, Jul 11, 2009.

  1. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    So she's cooking a 1.74 pound steak with green beans and mashed potatos. i hate that cuz its gonna be done and then i will be hungry but thre wont be any for me.
     
  2. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    you poor guy
     
  3. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    but if i said i was hungry then she would have thrown like six packs of ramen noodles into the pot then maybe some cans of tuna.(if im lucky)
     
  4. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    get a different cut and make a roast next time.
     
  5. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    we have a roast too, but thats for when one of our families is over
     
  6. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    ouch. mad gay.

    new suggestion, cook egg noodles from scratch, fry them with some cabbage, and some tuna, add a little soy sauce, and you'll have tuna chow mein.
     
  7. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    sounds good, but uuuh suggest that to my GF
     
  8. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    Not my job to teach her to cook.
     
  9. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    well, whose job is it and why havent they been doing it?
     
  10. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    her mothers, or julia childs.

    julia childs is dead.


    I dunno about her mother.
     
  11. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    her mom can cook. period end of subject.
     
  12. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    I don't know. But they have been slacking with more than just your GF. My wife wont even cook :\

    Be grateful :)
     
  13. novarys

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    lmao
     
  14. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    your girlfriend is going to eat almost 2 pounds of steak by herself??

    umm, shes got quite the appetite..lol
     
  15. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    srsly.
    and if she was any kind of girlfriend she would share with you!
     
  16. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    go smoke some weed and get hungry. Id sacrifice for steak.
     
  17. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Haha, I was going to say the same because all of that you just listed would be enough to feed me, my boyfriend, and our roommate. I've been thinking of ways to make a steak that's under a pound feed three people. Lots of potatoes and veggies to make up for the lack of meat, I guess? lol
     
  18. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Wow.. :rofl:
     
  19. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    we have done that for years. cut the meat into really small cubes and use in stir fry served over rice or in things like pozole . no reason why a pound of meat cant feed 4 people.
     
  20. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    1lb of meat is nothing, even with other food thrown into it
     
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