I think my butt is slightly prolapsed

Ok so now, when I poop, theres like a little bit, JUST A LITTLE BIT, of tender area that I have to push back in manually.

Wtf is going on here.

Is this normal? I am seriously worried here.

I haven't even done anything that serious. Maybe some bananas, a cucumber every now and then. It's not like I've been sticking fists in there or banging black dudes. Just an innocent banana or small sized cucumber every now and then.

Admittedly I strain a bit when I poo and have had issues with constipation. But something tells me that had I never put in anything in my butt, this would not have happened, that was the tipping point.

Does anyone else have this issue? I mean is this something common for gay dudes? I would imagine it'd have to be, as I have not been doing this long, and have not even had the real thing. I gotta imagine someone whos had 20+ years of constant anal banging and big dildos would have alot of tender area that would need to be pushed back in manually.

My god I'm only 24. I do not want to go to the doctor for this. That would be like the most embarrassing doctor appointment ever, I don't think this is supposed to start happening till much later in life. It would be blatantly obvious that I had been putting something in my butt.

And you know what. I blame the gay community. If all you gay people never put the idea in my head that it is OK to use the male anus as a recreational play area, I NEVER WOULD OF STARTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

It was fun a few times. But never again. Nothing is ever going in my butt ever again. Ever. Playing in the anus is like smoking cigars, yeah it could be interesting every now and then, but do it too much and it'll fuck you up. They need to put warnings on all this pro-gay propaganda saying something like "CAUTION, ENGAGING IN GAY ACTIVITIES MIGHT PROLAPSE YOUR ANUS A LITTLE BIT". I was under the impression this is a perfectly normal, safe, and arguably natural usage of the anus. BUT ITS NOT.

Luckily this is VERY minor, but I don't doubt it could very easily escalate if not watched. I'm doing my daily kegel exercises and eating food to soften my stool, and not straining at all when pooping to hopefully reverse this.

 

You need both a Proctologist and a Psychatrist cause yer screwed up on both ends. Good luck and go away!

 

I take offense to that.

Are you telling me you've never had one anal issue in all your years of gay activities?

 

Yeah sure, I've run into a few assholes but those are the only anal issues I've encountered. I got enough sense to take care of my own tender areas and not stick huge inanimate objects up my ass. Google "common sense" and see if you can find a self help guide. As far as being pissed at the whole Gay community, sure why not. One of the dipshit televangalists blamed the 9/11 attacks on us too. We can sure handle you bein' pissed. You need trainin' wheels man....don't ever even think about sky diving!

 

I am missing a bit of common sense. This is actually a genetic problem I have.

 

To be honest, I think yarapario is being a little unfair. You did after all mention that to talk to the doctor would be an embarrassment, and I being picked on here wont help overcome such an issue.

Truth is, doctors are there to help. So you sort of know who you should be talking to. Most here may not know quite how to react, let alone say, to such an enquiry. I would recommend you make that call if it is giving you hassle.

In my experience things have always been fine. Can't really blame the gay community, anal play is hardly the most homosexual of things nowadays.

Hope you are ok anyways, sounds like a tricky little problem.

 

So...Poch the putz is at it again, eh?

Your towing the line on schmuckdom on this one, Poch!

Either you're near brain-dead or just another troll.

You have a hemorrhoid. No biggie...get some Prep-H...unless that's too embarrassing for you to buy.

You HAVE done something serious. You eat a shitty diet lacking in enough fiber.
That is the cause of your problem.

If you ate those cucumbers and bananas instead of shoving them up your ass, there might not be a problem at all.

Oh,yea...no personal responsibility. Did the "Midnight Fruit Fairy" force that banana in your butt? NO!! You did it yourself!! Nobody told you to.

WHOOPS!!! I was wrong. You are a full blown schmuck!!!

My suggestion is you need to go away and grow up.
Stop disparaging my gay brethren and get a life.

Zen

 

You're really messed up, Poch. You're probably imagining this teensy bump you "have to" push back, because you're a hysterical with self hate. You need to get right with yourself. There's nothing wrong with wanting to play with your butt, or being bisexual.

It's really difficult to really screw your ass up. If you were listening to what we said so intently, you'd have read all the advice about going slow and loosening up with incrimentally bigger objects. Some bannanas are about the size of a dick, but very few are as huge as a cucumber, and if you put one of those up there without any prep you probably had a lot of pain, and maybe a little swelling (creating a bump), but it's going to go away. Most dicks are about as thick as the average shit of a person who gets fiber. And you pass those all the time. Don't put something bigger than your own dick up there lightly, and use adequate lube.

 

LOL what? Yeah right

Poch, you crack me up

Dude, dont be a dumbass, you think cos all the straight guys say in public they dont stick things up there, that thats the truth?

And go see a doctor

 

I cannot see a doctor.

Just cannot.

Even if I got over the embarrassment, I couldn't even afford butt surgery, let alone want it.

I've be keggling everyday, eating better. Not straining when I poo, and it seems to all suck back up on its own. Hopefully this improves.

 

i think he's trying to be funny. if it were really as bad as he says it is, he'd go see a doc embarrassing or not.

 

:cheers2:

I'm sorry all you do-gooders, but this is the most succinct and right-on advice this guy could get.

 

since when does notioning the gay agenda is slightly off constitute a need for psychiatric evaluation?

 

Ok seriously though.

None of you have ever had this issue?

I find this really hard to believe.

 

Pochie, Please post a copy of the gay agenda. I've head of it for years but never found a copy. As far having yer butt hurt ya might want to use a bit of good judgement about how you treat it. Google healthyholes.com and see what ya find.

 

The gay agenda is to make sodomy seem on par with vaginal penetration.

And to lure as many young impressionable males into homosexuality as it possibly can for the sake of satisfying it's own lustfull need for new, young, fresh males.

I mean today its a common thing for boy in his teens to have to ask himself the question 'Am I gay?' 'What if Im gay?'

THIS DIDNT HAPPEN 30 YEARS AGO

The gay agenda has made this sort of ominous presence of the possibility you could be gay, and that it would be ok. So now theres all these dudes that, typically would have NEVER had the thought cross there mind. But are now questioning themselves and sticking things in their butt.

You may not want there to be a gay agenda. But there is. It's this new sort of presence amid the industrialized cities. Kinda like the presence of the collective gay hive mind, you can feel the city teeming with this homosexual psychic network of thoughts offering emotional support to sodomy and promiscuous sex with young boys. That all goes towards the creation of some sort idealized homosexual couple to be painted in the public eye.

 

I used to think Poch was honest, a queer youth struggling with internalized homophobia. Now I'm pretty sure he's a liar, fabricating his struggle, and a very patient troll who just started out slow. The above post is a completely nausiating diatribe that reads like an evangelical nutcase's hateful ramblings.

 

I knew he was a troll right from his very first post!

 

i only have one thing to say on this matter; and, it live under a bridge.

 

OH SHIT GUYS - WE'RE BUSTED!

OK, Poch You're on to us. Yes, the truth is, WE FAGS RECRUIT.

OH Yes it did. I was there (were you?)