I sorta have a crush on someone

she is my personal trainer.



the things I'd love to do with her

 

Hmmm, I'll bet. You wicked, wicked man you.

 

ganga when are ya ganna admit that you're in love with me and you want to have my illegitimate sloth babies?!?

 

do you think if I asked for a cleveland steamer the first date thats going a bit far?

 

we could have a dozen sloth babies, and eat six of them, and still have tons of sloths running around shitting all over everything.

 

poop in the eye feels like oatmeal in the bum
all squishy and satisfying

 

What's a cleveland steamer?

 

hahahahahahahahaa
hcm are you serious
*throws up a lil* um.. ewww somebody else should explain that one

 

Seriously, I don't know what it is!

Ganja, if Jaime isn't going to tell me, then you're going to have to do it. Enlighten me, what in the world is a cleveland steamer?

 

here it goes....

Cleveland Steamer


the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.
i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.

 

Oh dear Lord.

That's...hmmm...wow.

 

Oh and thanks for the lesson Ganja.

 

u gonna try it?

 

Ummm, let me think about that for a second.

No.

 

you never know, perhaps you would really enjoy yourself

 

Somehow I doubt that I would enjoy getting shat upon.

 

but shat's where its at

 

Ummm, no. Do you realize just how much shat I see in a day? That I have to clean two shatty bums at least twice a day each? I see and smell enough shat daily. I'd much rather see it in the toilet.

Fesces is not sexy to me whatsoever.

 

well to each his own, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fry up this fresh turd I just shat out in my hand.

 

Mmmm, enjoy.