I smashed my keyboard

i thought the volume control wasnt working on it so i smashed it> long story short< my hand is bloody my keyboard is fucked and my computer has this thing where my volume control won"t go below like twenty percent> i am about to get so drunk and hurt someone> i feel like freshdacre before he smokes weed> only i cant do anything about it cuz i have no weed

 

What the fuck is this shit?

 

yeah...i broke my last laptop because i punched the screen...

i remember Bukowski wrote about how he would always throw his radio out the closed window of his apartment,
and then replace the glass a few days later...
and then a few days later, throw it out the window again
he said the radio never quit...

 

Win7 is a real dick head when it comes to volume .. its takes mine least 3/5seconds to respond .... when I turn the dial near the jack-a-hole.. now the externals I have a volume control on the wire cause that shit was pissing me off... still pisses me off!!!!!!!!!111

 

its xp. im done with this pos

 

make sure you ice that hand.

 

you should put cold cheese on your hand..

 

At least you didn't end up running around naked again.

 

I did that to my old keyboard...the stubborn piece of shit survived except my space bar was fucked so I had to put a . in between words kinda.like.this.

 

I beat my phone.. now it sounds like a robot when I call people sometimes

 

Don´t break electronics.. thats just stupid.

electronics are expensive.


Buy a cat.

 

When I was younger my brother and I went out one night during the summer and stopped by my school. There was a dumpster outside and we decided to check it out. In the dumpster we found some old Mac monitors and towers.

I took a monitor, my brother took a tower. We walked a few miles outside of town to this spot where I used to skateboard. There was a huge rock cliff, probably 80 feet high. We climbed to the top and threw the computer off, smashed it all to hell.

Made me feel like a big man.

 

Quit phoning robots...

 

I got a tiny bead stuck under the s key one time on my old laptop and nearly tore the thing apart trying to get it out.

 

I dont beat anything however i do make mean faces to small children when no one is looking

 

Do they cry? Asshole.

 

sometimes,****

 

Bitch.

 

thank you...now I have a boner