I need to stop getting drunk and taking dares...

Last night I went down to school to get drunk with some friends. It was really late and everyone went to pass out except me and my one friend. So we decided to take a walk through campus. There's this big ass water fountain in the middle of campus, and he dared me to run through it.

So I started laughing and was like "Fuckin right I will!" So I started bookin it to the fountain, and right when I went to run through the biggest fountain part I stepped in this huge hole and fell harrrrd. My friend came running over asking if I was okay. I told him I was, and stood up, but it hurt to walk and there was blood all over my legs and I felt like crying. Haha

So here's my battle wounds from being a drunken idiot.

Here's my one knee, it just got some brush burns and bruises on it


Here's my other knee, with a huge ass bruise on the kneecap:


And the worst one, I thought I needed stitches in this bad boy. It doesn't look so bad, but it's pretty gashed open and is still bleeding.



So go ahead everyone and tell me what an idiot I am so that I dont do those things anymore when I'm drunk. Hahha

 

damn you should probably chill before you do something REAL stupid
id feel like such a dick if i was the one who told you to do that haha

 

OUCH!!!!

Well, at least it made an interesting story.

 

Damn, that's pretty fukt, Sara. lulz

Aside from the gash/bruises/scrapes/etc....nice legs:tongue: haha

 

Hahaha! He cleaned up my leg for me and stuff.. so that kinda made up for it. But fuckkkk I'm limping around today like a cripple


Brian: Thanks hahah. I know.. the bruises/scrapes/cuts aren't so attractive. I'm gonna have to wear jeans until it all heals haha

 

haha you said butt fuck!

 

lol I wouldn't worry about it. Some scares can be sexy. haha Plus, it'll be a good way to start conversations with random people on the street. You can be like "Check THIS shit out, man". haha

 

Hahahah! I didn't even realize that

 

Ya and they'll think it's bad ass until I tell them how it happened haha.

 

:rofl:

 

At least you didn't break your leg, like I did. haha

 

Hahahah yes, that's true. I was thinking about that today.. if I broke my leg doing that shit. I probably could of. I'm such a retard

 

that sucks...it'll be a funny story to tell later though lol

atleast you were drunk...ive done dumb stuff like that sober haha


its not as cool as defending your group from a wild tiger but it was still a nice story

 

lol It happens. People get drunk, do stupid shit, and laugh about it later. haha

 

I'm clumsy as fuck. Im always doing stupid shit like that haha. I never really get hurt, though. Except last night. ughh

Ya but this happens all the damn time hahah.

 

haha well glad you're ok!

 

Thanks, love!

I hurt though.. my legs thumpin and burning and shit. I feel like I need stitches.

 

Maybe you can get some hydros or percs or something

 

do you have any of those real small buttery fly type bandaids? they do a really good job holding a cut closed


whenever id get cut bad my dad would give me the option of butterfly stitches and i can go back out or go to the hospital and get stitches...i usually chose to go back out, probably why i have scars lol

these

 

Yikes, that last one gave me shivers.HAha I forgot we have the same comforter