I need to get a passport.

Who has one?

 

What? You want mine?

 

Yes.

 

Figured I could skip a step or two.. I hate the post office.

 

Oh well, no.

 

Okay.

Soooooo, anyone?

 

if you can pass for a short blonde ill sell mine but it'll cost you

 

I'm a tall brunette... go get a new one... wear some heels and a wig. kthx.
Oh, and throat a roundish object, you'll need an adam's apple

 

you gonna tip me EXTRA for all the effort?

 

How bold.

 

haha no but seriously, where do you want to go?

 

I have two.

 

And a person only needs one... right?

I want to go to a lot of places, but more than anything I would just like to have the peace of mind knowing I had one.. in case.

 

dual citizenship...how fancy

 

if you are only a citizen of the USA then yeah, you only need one.

 

Unless you want to go to the Middle East, they don't like your kind over there!

 

(I have my hand up)
I never know when I might want to go to France

 

haha oddly enough that's where i'm planning to go next... hmm

 

In order to snipe as many French wankers off the roof of Notre Dame Cathedral?

Please please please tell me that it is so!

 

You better have a justified reason to go there,

Or lots of money.

Unless you're going to Israel or the surrounding countries. They chill. (well, not Syria and Lebanon... but I don't see why anyone would ever want to go there)