i need a new family

who wants to be my mom?

who wants to be my dad?

grandma? grandpa? sister? brother? cousin? aunt? uncle?


my family sucks. i just NOW found out they all went to a big birthday party for my grandpa back in may and i was NOT invited.. what the fuck?

i'm done with them.. my feelings are hurt.

 

can I be your grandma?

this could get kinky

 

I'll be your big brother who always has to bail you out of trouble




Hotwater

 

boog I am with ya... My family don't invite--or really involve--haha, well, they don't even talk to me so I hear ya...

let's run away and be each other's sisters!! I could be your mom too...

 

can I be the pervy uncle?

 

yes. i shall call you grandma ganja from now on.

 

brother hotwater and little sissy shroom. i don't have any biological siblings... a half brother, but thats it.

i'm like so pissed i could almost cry.. but i'm not gonna.

 

boogs don't cry my lady... I always tell myself that they are just missing out and that they are just really jealous of my super coolness...

It will be okay, you are awesome and don't let people alter your emotions...

I am sorry though and if you want too, you can cry on my shoulder and use my shirt as a snot rag..

i will keep the snot and use it to clone you....

 

well, granny ganja got some good googus goo fo ya all

 

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw6F3Sf-PGw



Hotwater

 

http://www.loveeternal.org/

scro9ll down and click the song titled "family" it always makes me think of my kids and all my e-friends.


damn i'm so angry i'm gonna have to go eat some soymilk ice cream now.

 

Damn. I thought you were looking for a family to live with and care for in exchange for room and board or something.

I was totally going to volunteer.

I need a live in care taker, I think.

 

ill be your hilarious cousin who always get a huge audience response when they first walk in the door

 

you can come live with me during harvest time after i win the lottery.

funny cousin, eh? yeah i'll need a few of them. just NO stinky farts.

 

ewww not stinky farts

just cruel pranks with a hilarious outcome

 

like... antiqueing? saran wrapping the toilet?

 

exactly, setting you up with a friend who turns out to be related to you etc

 

oi! i already have a wonderful boyfriend.

you could sew the bottom hems of my pants up, so when i try to put them on my legs won't go through. i'd even laugh at that.

 

I'll be your other bro who's hip, down with nature, an' likes to just smoke pot all day.

 

hahah that is a good one....

and you'll have this catch phrase when you get angry and say my name in a funny way