I Need A HF Boyfriend

To All HF Guys:

Now currently accepting applications for a HF BF.

Please PM your b/f resume, all application will be taken in consideration.


Thank You,
Enraged Angel

 

Could I get a template of some sort?

EDIT: Wait, fuck it, first dibs!

 

did I win?

 

i thought we agreed that our relationship was purely sexual...

 

I already have a wife and a girlfriend. You can be my bitch if you like.

 

How bout me?
I'm didylicious.

 

I can help you with your split ends, but thats about it

 

I'll do your toes. I mean paint them.

 

i'm gonna go ahead and say that this is not only sad but also pathetic
perhaps even a little more pathetic than sad

 

oh just fun and games..

grow a sense of humor

 

are you lonely?

 

What are the benefits? Will we get to trade pics EA?

 

you're pathetic for thinking so....

 

no girlfriend applications available?

 

I was thinking the exact same thing.

 

I had about 5 HF boyfriends once. I was such a cyber whore.

 

Uh huh.

 

I think these girls on here would treat you much better than these so called "men"

 

What, at once? That's immoral and disgusting!

 

Joking?