I need a girlfriend

Please post your criteria and i will pick accordingly. Thankyou.

 

Married, mother of two....drunk

 

she needs to have a vagina. Tits are optional.

 

So, so true.

 

I am a female horse looking for humans who engage in beastiality in the great state of Arkansas? Any takers?

 

Should be plenty of takers in Arkansas.

 

Wow, this is already looking so successful.

 

My advice, go and get one.

Stay away from DaisyMae though. I have dibs.

 

Sadly not... all the pigs and goats get all the action.

...and all the male horses... but no, not the female horses... oy vey!

 

Yo, right here. :H

 

I agree. You can get them for 19.95 + batteries off TV if you buy one in the next 30 minutes.

 

My girlfriend has greasy palms.

 

you will never get one, although I see a 3 testicled man in your future

 

Great!

Here is a picture of me:



I enjoy being ridden and grass.

 

The great thing about spending the night with a horse; you'll always have a ride home.

 

You think GangaKing is ready to commit to that sort of relationship?

 

me too! oh except for the married part. oh and the mother part. ok i'm just drunk...

 

You are perfect in every way.



Sorry, couldn't resist.:H

 

We are practically twins...

 

She's cute, drunk, and she likes cheese. Strike while the irons hot Porch Monkey.