I need a girlfriend

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Porch Monkey, Jan 7, 2007.

  1. Porch Monkey

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    Please post your criteria and i will pick accordingly. Thankyou.
     
  2. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Married, mother of two....drunk
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    she needs to have a vagina. Tits are optional.
     
  4. Biggen

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    So, so true.
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

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    I am a female horse looking for humans who engage in beastiality in the great state of Arkansas? Any takers?
     
  6. Biggen

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    Should be plenty of takers in Arkansas.
     
  7. Porch Monkey

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    Wow, this is already looking so successful.
     
  8. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    My advice, go and get one.

    Stay away from DaisyMae though. I have dibs.
     
  9. BraveSirRubin

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    Sadly not... all the pigs and goats get all the action.

    ...and all the male horses... but no, not the female horses... oy vey!
     
  10. TheGanjaKing

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    Yo, right here. :H
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

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    I agree. You can get them for 19.95 + batteries off TV if you buy one in the next 30 minutes.
     
  12. Biggen

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    My girlfriend has greasy palms.
     
  13. seamonster66

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    you will never get one, although I see a 3 testicled man in your future
     
  14. BraveSirRubin

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    Great!

    Here is a picture of me:

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    I enjoy being ridden and grass.
     
  15. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    The great thing about spending the night with a horse; you'll always have a ride home.
     
  16. Lodui

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    You think GangaKing is ready to commit to that sort of relationship?
     
  17. masterofpuppest

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    me too! oh except for the married part. oh and the mother part. ok i'm just drunk...
     
  18. Biggen

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    You are perfect in every way.



    Sorry, couldn't resist.:H
     
  19. daisymae

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    We are practically twins...:D
     
  20. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    She's cute, drunk, and she likes cheese. Strike while the irons hot Porch Monkey.
     
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