I need a doctors note for work.....Plz help

i need a realistic looking doctors note saying that i dont have pink eye, and can return to work.

 

why?

 

cuz were going to go smoke out a van tonight, and i dont want to work.

 

Google "Doctors Notes" and find one that looks real. Then photoshop it with your info. Make sure they don't call the office and check. You'd be better to just smoke, put some eye drops in and go to work.

 

you need a note that says You DOn't have pink eye, and CAN return to work?!

I'm confused

 

lol i agree

thats a ballsy move

:walks in eating a burger: DUUUUUDDDEE mannnn Ive got this raddd case of pink eye

:manager: No you smell like you've been smoking out a van

 

[/quote]and can return to work.[/quote]
but you just said

 

that's what you said. but you don't want to go to work?

 

I think he called into work,telling them he has pink eye and now hes gotta prove it...Oops your screwed.

 

i think he is just stoned and does not know what he wants.

 

Wait.. After you smoke, just put eye drops in one eye

Really though, I'd just smoke and go into work. I love going to school stoned, so work shouldn't be worse... Unless you're flippin' burgers.

 

he's right, i was really baked when i posted this, please disregard anything said.

 

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lolz

 

ya know its a good time for seasonal allergies.. you can always say its allergies.

 

you sound like me:cheers2:

 

You should have someone fart on your face.



Then you would really have pinkeye, and wouldnt even need a note.