I need $40k in 20 days

any suggestions?

 

You know how to cook crack or hash?

Own a house or pricey car?

Willing to suck dick for cash?

 

Hussle some smack, down in A-town

 

I know some people down there. . . Might be able to get you(neodude) on to put you on if you know how the game works.

 

Knock over the federal reserve

:leaving:

Hotwater

 

He's in Georgia...

He should open a meth lab.

 

Put all of your nest egg on 22.

 

i'd prolly only be able to flip like 10k coke before someone rats me out....

meth labs? fuck that...

 

Why? You could truly go out with a bang.


(Please forgive the bad joke)

 

Go to a loan shark


Hotwater

 

lol the goal is to get money, not death.

 

why you being so negative, that's not the way to look at it, you can make it big boy.

 

may I ask why you need so much money in such a short time?

 

Sell everything you own and start living a very meditative and minimalistic lifestyle.

 

Whore yourself out to 20,000 fat chicks

 

you sayin im only worth $2?

 

Not a bad idea right there.

I once knew this guy who was a total bum, but he kept on dating fat chicks for short periods, and they'd pay for all of his shit.

I guess they really do need that lovin'.

 

And they really are willing to pay more. :H

 

I've thought about doing this many times, but like me, nobody else wants all my shit either. I need to have a yard sale.

 

prostitution ftw