I love it when...

I love it when a teacher asks you a question about your dad and you say "my Dad's dead" and they feel awkward and don't know what to say. or they ask you about your car and you say you don't have one. or they ask you if you ate lunch and you say you're broke. This is college. I thought I was past the age where I was expected to be normal.

 

Or a cop ask " you know why I stopped you?" or "You know how fast you were driving"?

 

i love it when teachers are allowed to teach their class without know-it-all students trying to make them feel bad, or prove them wrong, or loudly pack up and leave 5 minutes before class is supposed to end while the teacher is still talking.

 

so do i.

 

Is this thread a cry for help?

 

I love when a friend comes over just to visit and doesn't want work done on anything.

 

I love it when somebody comes over to your house and raids the fridge for food without asking

 

Can I be your neighbour?

 

I love it when customers are excited to get their funiture even though I'm a month late delivering it and they give me a tip on top of it.

 

no it's just random bullshit

 

I love it when a friend comes over just to visit and not just to smoke. I also love it when a friend comes over just to smoke.

 

Oh, I thought this thread was suppose to be sarcastic. Like saying how much you love things you don't actually love?

Well I love when people point out my flaws. Like I seriously have never noticed these flaws before

 

It was originally but it didn't exactly work out that way so I just went with it.

I love it when people correct my grammar. speaking eloquently is important to me.

 

If it's something you want to talk about, your old buddy Lode is around.

If it's not, keep in mind a dead dad is better than an undead dad, who would be trying to eat your brains, and you'd almost certainly half to double kill him.

Or get your brains eaten. Hope you're alright. :biggrin:

 

This thread is definitely a cry for help.

I love it when waiters and waitresses trip over, flinging their food and drink onto someone. I love it when you're in a phone box and someone runs around the phone box with a big roll of duct tape, taping you inside the phone box! If I had a dollar for every time that happened; I'd be living in America.

 

I love it when it's a crisp winter's day in the countryside with snow on the hills and a perfect blue sky

 

I love it when people write vague sentences that I don't give a shit about in internet forums.

 

Dead on right! Tried to rep you but gotta spread some before I do again.

I love it when a teacher is respected as someone who has something to offer in their field of expertise. Playing "gotcha" seems a bit pointless if you're really there to educate yourself.

 

I love it when I am in class and two people behind me talk the entire lecture. Because of course I am paying thousands of dollars to listen to some morons talk about their dates.

 

Not true

I love it when life just goes on in the face of individual crisis proving that every man is an island unto himself


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