I like assholes.

I like sarcastic assholes. I like getting in stupid arguments and then I love the make up sex. I guess I even like the jealous type. Fire signs. Sigh..I miss my ex.

Anyone else?

I'm seeing a nice guy now. He is a water sign. I'm bored.

Can anyone relate?

 

I´m kind of an asshole, though I try not to be a dick


You can love an asshole... a dick just fucks you

 

If it wasn't for assholes we would all be full of shit.

 

baby i'm your man.

 

o Really? what's your sign?

 

hi baby...i put these other ass holes to shame when it comes to your tastes....2 of these dudes need viagara just get a hard on...one of them is almost on life support...you wanna hang with me ....trust me:devil:

 

aquarius. so i'm air - but fixed

and everybody knows what a sod an aquarius is. take a chance.

 

you scouting for young tail again? move over granddad...

 

i was already carrying my dads bags when you were still ''in'' your dads bag....besides...you talk funny over there

 

i think you just gave me an erection.

 

My husband has moved beyond asshole to prick. I love him for it. He's not hateful, just snarky and vindictive. He's an MBA student, so it works well for him.

Though how he manages to be both philanthropic AND a misanthrope is beyond me. Talent, maybe?

 

this thread disappointed thebackdoorman greatly.

 

They are as important as mouths.

 

Fire sign here...dating a "steam sign" - half fire / half water and it works well!

 

What A Disrespectful Way To Describe "Skip"...??.........................:hide:



Cheers Glen.

 

Your test results are in.

You seem to have a vagina.

 

No i can't relate really. I tried dating a sarcastic man. The sex was great in the begining but after he got comfortable he was just mean cold and intolerant. I wasn't feeling it. So no, mean guys don't do it for me. I like an edge but if there isn't a basically good caring person deep down then i lose interest really quickly..

 

the problem is these men like willy :mickey:

 

Lol what?