I know I'm getting old when...

my pubes start turning gray

is there anything else I should look out for?

 

...... I receive a membership application from AARP even though I'm still 15 years away from qualifying



Hotwater

 

It's just past 4 o'clock.

 

you johnson has been asleep for months.

 

... You remember when they showed real cartoons on TV.

 

Your balls start dipping in the toilet water when your doing your business in there

 

You can say "when I was your age..."

 

it get way more depressing when you start seeing people you grew up with in the obituaries

 

Nice.

I love how all the old men I see where trousers pulled up to their nipples. It has its charm.

 

Yea, or the little old ladies you see who wear their pants high so as to keep their knockers up and stop them from kicking them.

 

I'll be wearing them by my next birthday

 

Sigh, . . .

. . . . that latest 6-18 month set of aches/pains you finally went to a doctor for is diagnosed as arthritis . . .

. . . the dentist tells you that regardless of lifestyle choices, hygiene, etc, that unless you can come up with six months and like $4 to $8 K for an implant that tooth must be pulled . . . .

. . . the doctor tells you you need to think about watching your blood pressure - it is occassionally looking borderline . . . .

. . . you OD (psychologically) yourself on a psychedelic and fall asleep hallucinating - no more all night parties.

. . .you start to TRULY understand that old saying, "Youth is wasted on the young. . . ."

. . . you can no longer "sleep in," and tend to rise with the sun. Not only this, but you tend to take little naps at surprising times, you cannot sleep more than 4-6 hours at one time . . . .yet you still find yourself going to bed at 10 p.m.!

. . . there's always a reason/excuse/responsibility NOT to trip, rather than to trip . . .

This is getting depressing. LOL.

 

Hardly. You're still young I imagine.

Tell you what...PM me a pic of your knockers and I'll let you know if you should start worrying

 

God, back in the day, (1980's) when i was in college we used to say that the old professors who wore their pants up to their chests were sporting "The Nobel Laureate look!"

 

I don't send photos to people who call them 'knockers'. Sorry about that.

 

When I have to get up too go pee in the middle of the night, every night.

 

I'll send you a pic of my two "knockers". Or if you don't like that term, it can also be called a "speedbag".

 

Ah see, speedbag makes it sound so much better. Please, please, please may I see rettyplease:

 

....You have to spend your beer money on Ibuprofen

 

Frak! Ever since my hysterectomy (another sign of age . . . .) i piss 2-4 times a night, even if i go to bed dehydrated. Can hardly wait for the next step, . . . laughter-->spots-->Depends!