I killed thousands of people.

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  1. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    There was this kid at my school who beat my sister up (he was a guy) he was a year younger than me but I didnt care because he hit my sister. So I go up to him and flip out and stuff then finally the kid was crying because he knew I was going to beat him up but then when he cried I couldnt do it.

    Then I thought how could I hurt this kid without really hurting him? I could just push him over, but then I asked the crowd of people who were around what I should do to the peice of shit, they said I should bag him (punch himm in the nuts). I didnt want to but I did it anyways, he fell over crying (anyone would).

    But he couldnt get up. Then the next week the principal takes me out of class and asks me: was it a punch or a kick? And I look at him and say what? but he goes you know what I mean, you hit (kids name) in the groin and then I thought shit should I lie? but then it turns out I hit the kid so hard his nuts tangled up.

    And guess what, they had to amputate them, so now the kid has no balls.

    And thats how a killed thousands of unborn people :(
     
  2. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    well I doubt you feel very good sucker punching someone in the nuts

    and then if their nuts were really amputated...yea you would really seem like one of the bigger chumps on the block
     
  3. polecat

    polecat Weerd

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    whoa. That's pretty hardcore. I'd, like, write him an apology or something. Or run, because if I was ever in that boy's situation then my only reason for living would be vengeance. Eye for an eye, so to speak.
     
  4. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    It's fucked up because I dont even feel bad. I see the kid all the time and he doesnt do anything.

    He beat my sister up so I had to do something. I should have just beat the shit out of him like a normal asshole.

    im fucked in the head
     
  5. broony

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    damn you must have hit him hard. if someone fucked with my family id do something. that though is rough shit. you sure taught him lol
     
  6. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

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    I don't believe you. But if it's true then you have basicaly ruined that guys life.
     
  7. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    That is fucked up dude. If I was him, I would be coming after you with a vengeance, written apology and promises of sexual favors or not. Seriously. I would kill you and make it look like an accident.

    Edit: On second thought, I might not kill you. Can this dude still have sex? If so, a lesser revenge would suffice. Otherwise, the death penalty still applies. Also, are you for real?
     
  8. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Seconded, only I wish to add 'at all' at the end of the first sentence.
     
  9. BlazingDervish

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    I dunno. He's from Hamilton. Fucked up things (and people) happen there. :1eye:

    One would think charges would have been laid for something like that though...really.

    The kid is holding it all in and being quiet until he blows up your school or family. Fear the quiet guy - he will have his revenge.
     
  10. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I amost got charged for assault with a deadly weapon. Apparently having a ring on you finger is a deadly weapon..

    But I didnt get charged because the kid lied about beating my sister up so they thought he could be lying about other things.



    My only real punishment was no reccess at school for the rest of the year lol...
    Damn i miss middle school lol.
     
  11. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    yeah i agree, thats like worse than rape or murder
     
  12. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Is it really that bad of a thing?
     
  13. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    you made a guy lose his balls... if you did that to me i would seriously kill you and your parents, first make you watch them die, then cut your balls out nicely, then bash them with a hammer on a chopping board infront of you, id then attack a noose to your head, cut a vertical deep line with a carver in your stomack, and drop you from the 3rd floor, you would hang suffocating while your intestines are falling out.
    your lucky that kid was not me (i dont hit girls anyway), but at the same time id b carefull, this kid will want to kill soon
     
  14. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    First of all, I think I can smell something. Your nuts can usually survive being tangled up for around 24 hours without the need to be amputated. don't ask me how I know this.

    But, and I repeat but, on the off-chance that this is true, if I were you, I would be watching my back for the next few years. I think he will probably try to kill you when the reality of what happens sinks in. I know I would, and slowly.
     
  15. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I think I heard somethign like that in a cartoon actually =D. In Venture Bros. one of them got testicular torsion.
     
  16. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Its awful.
     
  17. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    My brother twisted his nuts playing basketball when he was 16. He had a pain but went to bed cos he was embarassed to tell my mum. Anyway, he woke up in the middle of the night in agony and went to the hospital.

    He had an operation to get them un-knotted and I remember the doctors telling him that he was lucky to have gotten there in time, cos after about 24 hours without a steady blood supply, the bollock will die.
     
  18. Bl4ck3n3D

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    That makes no sense, I'd say your lying.

    But if your not, than seriously, fuck you. You don't fucking sucker punch someone in the nuts, especially when he's already crying. Fuck dude, get your head straight.
     
  19. Formertechno34

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    Wow you're a idiot if you did that.
     
  20. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    Wait so if this is true, did they just cut the testicles out or remove the entire scrotum?
     
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