I just shaved in less than a minute

Sure my face is covered in cuts and rashes and is a bit patchy...but it wasn't a bad job. I think I will try to cut my time down to thirty seconds. Time is money people.

 

If you can shave in less than 8 minutes you're ghey.

 

and now you're spending time making threads on a messageboard.

Priorities, people

 

I predict a horrible fate awaits our friend Face Eater.

 

I use safety razors. Shaving poses no risk to my life.

 

he's fine unless he gets a straight razor

 

If you dry shave you can do it in 30sec...

 

i like taking time shaving
hate being rushed

 

So what are you doing with all the time you saved?

 

lol

 

I hate shaving....
I always have to use 2 razors because of how thick my hair is. It will dismantle a razor in a minute flat and then be completely useless.
Always cutting myself...

Shaving cream/gel is the weirdest shit in the world



shaving just pisses me off.

 

I dont use shaving cream.

 

fuck shaving....I don't even know if I've shaved within the last year...

I stick with hair trimmers. I hardly ever grow out hair on my face, but I've almost always got subtle stubble going on.

 

I'm rockin' the fullness, but I shaved the lower lip. I look like a red-headed satanic Amish now.

I'm cool with it.

 

I don't shave....so fuck a minute!

 

I shave my face in the shower and sometimes go all day without noticing I missed a big spot

 

lol! missed a spot.

 

It happens to the best of us :cheers2:

 

I can't believe I have to do this again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkHM8xG6i8o

 

I wanna sing to a bunch of muppets! Whatta trip!