I just fisted a guernsey...

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  1. TheGanjaKing

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    oh yeah.


    [​IMG] :H
     
  2. seamonster66

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    now that is hot, cow body temperature I'd bet
     
  3. crummyrummy

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    this yer own personal brokeback mountain?
     
  4. TheGanjaKing

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    101.5.....very warm
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

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    there isn't anything broke.....and I don't live ON the mountain.
     
  6. crummyrummy

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    were ya inseminating?
     
  7. TheGanjaKing

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    yes, with my semen. :sunglasse
     
  8. daisymae

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    Did she poo on ya?
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

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    got it all over my face, my left nostril is totally plugged shut, and I'm digging it out of the tip of my dick with a screwdriver....
     
  10. crummyrummy

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    cross breading, should produce hardy offspring...
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

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    I'm looking for something with a tail and udders.
     
  12. crummyrummy

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    maybe itll be tranny
     
  13. daisymae

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    Do you have any tools that aren't covered in poop?
     
  14. TheGanjaKing

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    just my hammer. I keep it for murder.
     
  15. TheGanjaKing

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    I'm gonna do my best to turn it that way.
     
  16. crummyrummy

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    his hammer is covered in semen though
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

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    no, I keep it licked pretty damn clean
     
  18. 121

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    Your not supposed the fuck the cows GK, their meant for ham burgers.. do you live in the US?
     
  19. TheGanjaKing

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    yes....thats how we do things here.....
     
  20. crummyrummy

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    you would fuck something you wouldnt eat?
     
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