I hereby name myself

The random thoughts champion. I'm not sure what criterion I have met or on what basis I stake this claim, but I am doing so anyway. All who dare to challenge me shall be vanquished. Or not.

 

. . . . . .no.

 

hah...you're no champion

 

Can I be your manager?

 

. . . . . .you get no pay. If you object, I'll kill you.


And by kill, I mean fire you.



And by fire you, I mean lie to you for three months saying you'll get back pay as soon as we turn a profit.

And by that, I mean just that.

 

Can I call everyone "Ham-n-Eggers"?

 

nah sorry Adam I dig ya, you're my friend and all and the info you spilled to me this morning was priceless but fuck you I will duel it out with you for chapionship...you'll end up with my superstar dick up your ass.
^^
didn't that sounds bad ass?

 

Lets face it Lyns, I'm here waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much for anybody to contest this. When people are sleeping, I'm posting. When people are working, I'm posting. When I'm working, I'm posting. One of these days I will probably spend a full 24 hours on hipfora. Statistically, it's inevitable. Oh, and by the way, we both know you're not man enough to ass rape me.

 

Cooloner, you're out of your league bud.


And Hacker, I'd say you could call everybody Ham-n-Eggers, but I already fired you. Sorry if you didn't get the memo.

 

k, reality check...neither of you are the champion...mmmk?

 

Please refer to this post

 

i read that, and still, that doesn't qualify you as the champion

 

Then I am gonna manage Lynsey and Fitzy and they are gonna tag team you in a handicap match for the HF Championship!

Fire me? After all I have done for you?

 

ya know be carefl Chris almost has me convinced enough to buy a toy if i don't learn how to masturbate soon. I will not be able to pee in the snow with it but I will violate you with it if you do not conceide. and sweetheart it's quality of time not quanity of time

 

that's not what you were saying to me earlier baby

 

How about the fact that I was here before you guys. Will be here after you guys too. Oh, and undeniably TCF was probably the most infamous persona ever to cross RT.

 

Actually all of you are...

 

How about Fitzy and I tag team Lynsey. Everybody wins that way, and we can sell the videos. :X

 

hey before you said that tits trump everything and I got tons of them and last time I checked you got nada

 

Tell her about the surgery...