I heard this great logic today

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by GreenButterflyDaisy, May 9, 2006.

  1. GreenButterflyDaisy

    GreenButterflyDaisy Desi

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    You can prove evolution by looking at stoners. Stoners are like monkeys, we adapt to use whatevre is available as a tool to help us get what we want. A stem can be used for a bowl mixer, and any type of finger nail equipment can be used for anything you need

    so yeah...work with that one!
     
  2. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    lol thats a pretty basic analogy

    i'd say the biggest thing relating to pot and evolution would be how stoned u get

    after smoking the same kind of weed for a certain amount of time, your body "adapts" to it, and to achieve the same, or greater effect u must find and use somthing more potent :)
     
  3. TheOMFGNinja

    TheOMFGNinja Member

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    I hate to say it, but this is very dumb.
     
  4. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    Why hate to say it? If it is dumb, it is dumb. Don't be afraid to be critical.

    As for Digital, I'm sure you'll agree with me, but your theory is almost as basic. Yours applies to any number of substances.
     
  5. GreenButterflyDaisy

    GreenButterflyDaisy Desi

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    no...no one should be critical...at least not of me at least...
     
  6. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    If someone believes something is stupid, which it may or may not be, they should not sugar coat it by beginning with "I hate to say this but." There is no reason for it. If you think something is stupid say it. If someone can't take the criticism they shouldn't open their mouths, ever.
     
  7. KoNe

    KoNe Member

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    I reckon cannabis was a huge step to human evolution. Like look around you everything is so buzzy. I rekon some monkeys brain deformed when it inhaled so canabis smoke
     
  8. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    Thus creating us. :)
     
  9. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    true, i just used mine as a better type of evoultion, compard to hers which is more of an adaption
     
  10. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    I would agree yours is better. I was pointing out the generality of your statement for "others" on this forum, not so much for you.
     
  11. TheOMFGNinja

    TheOMFGNinja Member

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    nothing on here is really evolution, at best, its adaptation.
    Your adapting your style to get you higher, or your adapting your technique to get more usage out of it.

    Evolution is about genetics and Survival of the Fittest and things like that.
    For something to evolve somethings gotta die. Its either kill or be killed. The ones who do the killing will live long enough to pass thier genes on to the next generation, and so forth.
    Stoners arnt evolving, were adapting...

    For stoners to evolve. it would have to be like this...
    First, get all the stoners together and have all the men fight till theres about a third of the normal population.
    Then, thouse that survive get to mate with the stoner female of thier choice. With the stongest and most fit of the male stoners getting first choice, 2nd best getting second choice, and on and on..
    thats how stoners would evolve.

    Figuring out how to mix thier stuff up in a bowl without going to the effort is more... well, adaptation......


    as I said about the first post. its dumb.
     
  12. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    and it isn't sugar coated this time, nice work.
     
  13. GreenButterflyDaisy

    GreenButterflyDaisy Desi

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    lol i know it was dumb..thats why i liked it...no one in their right mind would belive a stem being used as a tool is a sign of evolution...which is why i thought it was goofy...although you guys make that guy look like a jackass for saying that..i mean you are the best kind of stoners..the creative smart ones :)
     
  14. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    that would make us better fighters. but it is not the direction any stoner would evolve because stoners dont get together to have masculine fights. as well as this, for your system to work, the women need to fight too, or else the system will work against itself because
     
  15. WendyCal

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    Hey, WHOA! Hold everything!

    i thought that the MORE you smoked, the LESS resistant you became to it? Isn't that why first-timers don't usually get buzzed? Then, as they smoke more, their resistance is lowered and they start getting the beauty of it. To me, it seems like the more i smoke of a certain crop of pot, the more stoned i get ~ but that could just be the coughing...:rolleyes:
     
  16. WishIWasAHippie

    WishIWasAHippie Senior Member

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    I'm gonna take a guess, you were high when your heard this "great" logic?
     
  17. GreenButterflyDaisy

    GreenButterflyDaisy Desi

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    FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!!!!
     
  18. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    actually i noticed this the other day when i used some tweezers to open some beef jerky lol
     
  19. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    actually wouldnt using tool to better your life come from evolution?
     
  20. yazzer

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    i think it's weird for people to NOT believe in evolution... i mean it's the most pragmatic theory around to explain how we got to where we are now... it makes the most sense and it most probably IS true. it hasn't been proven but hasn't been DISPROVEN either.

    but to stay on the topic, any chain of events which leads to change (the inevitable) is in the process of evolving. therefor it is a part of evolution too.
    with our 'dumb' stoner theories and ways of thinking, we are imparting our thoughts on others and causing the chain reaction. the outcome of events may have been different had this thread not been created. it may seem insignificant but the smallest thing affects the outcome of a situation.

    ok i'm bored.
     

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