I have urges.

and well you should

 

Damn right.

 

aristartle, who is your favorite comedian? I'm feeling an urge for comedy.

 

Well, then, go pee.

 

My whole life is "urges". I fucking have urges running through my blood. My every action speaks of urges. In fact I WANT SEX NOW. IF thats what you're talking about.

If not, I also want buckwheat pancakes with maple syrup.

 

I really like Eric Idle and John Cleese. But I'm dying for some Kids in the Hall. Soooo fuckin' badly. Or some ol' school In Livin' Color.

What do you like?

 

You know what one of the worst things about me is? I'm ashamed to say what I find funny. Even though I know people will find it funny too. Its fucked up.

so, lets say that I like funny stuff!!

 

Yeah. But a women needs a man for certain urges. My man is far away, like a distant planet essentially. *bangs head against desk*

Why do I bother with urges? I wish I was above the really intense ones. Or I could bank them somehow and save them for when I could actually use them. *sigh*

 

Hand manipulation.

 

oh she's horny?

then she should go to the bar and get laid.

 

Mikey, I think the most ridiculous crap is funneh. I watch cheesy 80s slasher flicks because I laugh my ass off and I enjoy watching... omg. I love Top Secret! with Val Kilmer, Cutting Class with Brad Pitt, and a whackload of other really B name but hilarious to me comedies. It's my bag.

 

>_< I have woman hands. I'll consider your advice though, thanks.

 

Allison doesn't do that. Sometimes I'm a little fuzzy on why not, but then I go to a bar and remember exactly why.

 

just close your eyes and think of Sarah Palin

 

there are plenty of decent single dudes that'll fuck you silly at the bar.

 

Hahaha... yeah, they are good at playing "decent."

 

If your man is literally a planet away then can he do some freaky cosmic interplanetary sex shit?

 

I haven't seen any of those flicks. Jesus, why not?

I love horror flicks too. There is something inherently funny about zombies, I think. Especially those slow moving old school ones. I watch a lot of those.

but yeah ....

 

i don't play.