I have teh swine :(

not really
but i have the normal human influenza. And it sucks

 

its probably avian flu, or duck flu, or rabies!

 

they say that 90 percent of people who are going to get flu this time of the year have swine flu...it isnt that big of a deal it's just that a lot of people are getting off-season flu

my sister has "swine" flu for real, it isn't a big deal though

 

could be dog flu... which is transmittable from dogs to humans..

 

i think it might be penis flu, aka genital warts

 

aight im a nerd and googled types of flu,

and theres a whale flu...interesting

i bet you have whale fu

 

I have Chipmunk flu

 

is that definitive?

id imagine you have chubby cheeks then

 

And i sing Christmas Carols.

and no i actually have cattle flu

 

lol its so weird to find out theres so many flu types.

i wonder in prehistoric times, if there was like, pterodactyl flu and stegosaurus flu

 

haha sabertooth flu...T-rex flu

 

I dunno why but this made me giggle lol.

Get better man!

 

i bet t-rex flu ate the shit out of other flu's

 

i remember when i was still under the impression that i was going to play volleyball, i googled "how to get the flu" so i could get out of playing haha.

last year i got really sick for like the last 2-3 weeks of the season, and it fucking ruled

 

HAHHHAHAHA that made me rofl in rl

 

Why don't they just change it's name to porky pig flu, then the news would seem a lot happier.

 

no no wait, what about bacon flu, thats too perfect.

everyone would be lovin pigs

 

Right now its swine flu, and I keep hearing it thinking hey a lot of crazy things are about to happen cuz pigs can now fly. Then I realize its flu not flew.

 

it would only be entertaining if porky pig flu ended in death...

thathathathat's all folks!

 

lol