And I am pretty confident the stalker is not going to post in this thread. Reversed psychology makes the stalker to post in this thread anyway.
You just got to find the right stalker, someone who is so stoned they wouldn't notice you not doing anything for 6 weeks at a time.
That's a great point. Although I would imagine that a stoned stalker would try to steal my weed when I smoked. Or at least ask to be smoked up.