I hate the cops

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by warmhandedcanadian, May 26, 2010.

  1. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    Tell us about your "hating the cops" story.
    Now that I have one myself, I am suddenly interested in riots and anarchy and stuff. :(

    Yesterday morning I was having a coffee with a friend in my car at the Tim Horton's near my work. It was super windy out, so when I threw my smoke butt out the window I had to reach waaaaaaaaaaaaaay out so it wouldnt fly back in and land in my hair, lap, or the backseat. Suddenly not one but TWO police officers appeared at my side of the car, poked their noses in the window and asked me "Did you just throw a cigarette butt out of the window?" I'm not gonna lie, I hesitated for like 10 seconds... I was going to deny it. Finally I did confess that it was mine, and explained how I dont usually do stuff like that... and how I firmly believe that littering is really terrible etc etc

    They're like, "Can you step out of the car?"

    Like Holy Fuck, I gotta step outside of the car!? :eek:

    So I step out of the car.

    They fucking asked me to pick up my butt.

    I tried to be funny and say that I didn't recognize my butt etc and it must've blown away. They didnt think it was funny at all. The cop that especially annoyed me pointed out some random butt and said it was mine. Wasnt even my brand I told him... then he said something about a 160.00 fine ... The thought of how much I needed that money for groceries flashed through my mind. After some frantic eye searching I finally found my butt and picked it up... They both stood over me in this really authoritarian way, kind of like I was a piece of shit. It was really really stupid. My friend tried to make jokes to the cops about how they must wait in donut shop parking lots just ready to pounce on people who litter cigarette butts... hehehe hehehe .... errrrrrrrr. Nope, it wasnt funny at all... even my super cool friend suddenly became a huge freaking geek. These cops took every ounce of dignity that we had between us. For like 5 minutes while they were still there though.... as soon as they were gone we really let 'em have it.

    Later that day there were 2 kids shot JUST down the street and one of the kids actually died.

    Littering is bad. yessssssss.

    But now I hate cops.
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I can remember a friend on a motorcycle who was riding with his girlfriend on the back ....some jackass litterbug tossed their butt out the window and it went into her helmet and set her hair and the helmet lining on fire.


    sorry...but I'm siding with the police on this one.
     
  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    That sucks, but at least you know the truth about cops now:tongue:

    One of the stupidest things a cop has ever done to me happened a few years ago. I was sitting in my car in MY OWN DRIVEWAY, listening to music. A cop drove by, then drove by again, and then drove by one more time, stopping this time. He told me to get out of my car, asked for my license and registration, and searched my car and my person. He was asking me if I'd ever been arrested in the city before and then he ran my records. Nothing happened, really, but it was bullshit that I was searched and shit for sitting in MY OWN DRIVEWAY. Fuckin cops:rolleyes:
     
  4. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    Cops are fucking stupid..

    I thought everyone threw cigarette butts out their windows? Haha..
    What if you dont have an ashtray in the car?
     
  5. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I just got hella deja vu reading this thread. I'm not talking about an experience with the cops. I'm talking about THIS ACTUAL thread. Trippy shit, knukka.
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    then you buy one and install it yourself...some have stickytape and some are shaped like cups to fit the cupholder
     
  7. hippieatheart

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    Oh ya, I guess I did see those ones shaped like a cup before.. I should buy one for my car since it doesn't have an ashtray in it. I don't really care about throwing my cig butts out the window, but I guess it'd save a lot of burn holes in the backseat haha.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

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    lol...my sister almost lost a car once from a butt she threw out the window came back in...it was a chevette though...not a real loss if it woulda burned
     
  9. hippieatheart

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    Hahah was she driving while her car was burning?

    I almost wrecked a couple times trying to find a cigarette butt that fell in the car.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    yes...she stopped when she smelled the smoke from the foam
     
  11. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Even better, quit smoking. :rolleyes:

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  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    yes...but saying that usually just gets them mad at us
     
  13. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    I just love a car-b-que. :)

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  14. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    And quit flicking all those lit butts everywhere. It's a hassle for people like myself who go barefoot a lot. :)

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  15. hippieatheart

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    I almost always step out my butts when I throw them on the ground, except when I'm in my car, of course.
     
  16. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    No stories to tell.
    Just hate cops.:D
     
  17. hippieatheart

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    My friend was constantly nagged and picked on by the police in my college town. She got in some trouble a couple times with the cops there, but nothing too big.. but for some reason they really didn't like her, and everytime they would see her they'd stop her for no reason and say shit to her.

    One time we were at a party, and the cops busted it.. as soon as they come in, they pick her out of the crowd and arrest her for underage drinking. There were soo many other underagers there, too.. and I'm pretty sure she was the only one they cited.

    There were other times like that one, but I can't think of them right now
     
  18. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    lol, I like the non-smokers replies and yeah you are right. I usually pick up my butts if I am at the beach, at a soccer field, in a park... but something about driving and flicking just works for me, except the burned hair and the backseat burns lol Hippie@Heart

    Barefooters should stay away from Tim Horton's or they are just gonna get burned... it's natural cause and effect
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    Tim Hortons is also a notorious cop hangout :D
     
  20. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    True. It must be the new heat score for butt flicking. Gotta say its the mayor Sam Katz's cash cow.
     
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