I got fired

So, my job, well, I got fired to day... crazy shit.

It's back to the drawing board.

When is the last time you got fired, and why?

 

Perhaps your people skills could use some work

 

Why did you get fired?

I've never been fired, most jobs I have done have been seasonal, so the job ends when it ends.

Still have my same old cleaning job. Fuck I've been cleaning that house for seven years now.

 

The house should be pretty clean by now

What is taking so long?

 

The people that live there dirty the place up after I leave each Friday.

 

Haven't been fired yet.
That sucks *hug*

 

Never been fired.

 

Oh

I get it

Makes more sense that way

 

I'm just not a rude person, IRL, so it didn't work out so well...

Ah yea. I miss my old job, it's was awesome shit. I'll find something.

Yea, no shit, heh. I wish I got paid for cleaning up after people, ahaha, I'd be rich by now.

 

I'm not going to be mean like sam, but may I ask why?

I've never been fired.

 

I was not trying to be mean

I was offering advice on what I have seen is all

How do I get called "dickwad" and then told that statement is mean?

You guys are confusing me

 

Aww, thanks.

The pay was good, but it was a hard job, physically and mentally.

Soliciting old crabby ass women who shop at high end stores trying to get them to sponsor children who is in poverty.

It killed me, they'd claim they are broke, and then go buy a $60 shirt.

Crabby bitches.

It was fun, and I got to break out of my shell and step out of my boundaries... I seen it as a character builder.

 

The last time I got fired was last october. It was because my arm was hurting/swollen and I asked for some ibuprofen. They thought I hurt my arm at work, which I didn't, so they wanted me to take a drug test. I was like "fuck that....I didn't even hurt my arm at work, so I should have to take a drug test because yall are gonna charge me $25 for that shit". Then they told me I had to take it anyway, but I was like "nah, I'll fail it, so I'm not even gonna take it and you're not gonna take the $25 out of my last paycheck for that fuckin drug test". So they fired me. haha

I've had ~40 jobs in the past 10 years though, so I've been fired a lot.

 

I bitch about only being paid $50 for cleaning that house on Fridays. I've been asked to clean other houses and I have refused because they want to pay me less and they want me to clean up after kids or teenagers. They can suck my left nut, it's not worth it. Being a maid is a shitty job, literally. I'm sick of cleaning toilets.

 

Let me give you a work of advice, don't try to figure out this 'lady', it's just not worth it.

Sandman Cummings

 

They can only require the test if you require medical help on the job I thought

 

Why attack me?

I did not fire you

 

Damnit man! I've quite smoking... sucks, but I know I can get a better job and not have to worry about that kinda stuff.

Damn, seriously? If they hire a 'professional' to clean up after kids, shit, they'd pay hella lot.

I'd pay you good money to come clean, on one condition... I pick the outfit. :tongue:

It's been hard to find work here, which sucks, I think I'm going to go look for jobs waitress at a bar or something.

 

...that's what I do 'round here.... take out my aggression on innocent victims.

 

I Have Always Been Self Employed..

So When I Have A Bad Day......I Fire Myself....

Then Next Morning When I Can't Find Someone GOOD ENOUGH To Replace

Me...

I Re-Hire Myself....

And So The Cycle Repeats Itself, Year After Year....



Cheers Glen.