I fuckin hate myself

It's the last beautiful day probably ever and i'm sitting here on my lazy ass doing nothing on the computer, while I make my wife call insurance companies which should be my job. She said she would do it but never did it then an hour later she aint done shit but make dinner. wtf?? now it's a quarter after 6 and these people arent gonna want to fuck with our phone call. this is so stupid if this dumb fuck hadn't grinded his motorcycle all down the side of my car we wouldn't have to be doing this shit in the first place.

and I'm pissed about it, and I'm still not getting my stupid ass up and go outside when its so nice out.

i need to smoke pot and a cig anyway..

life is so boring and stupid.

 

you were way funnier before you got married


i dont quite hate you

but i'm gettin' there

 

go get some liters of coke and throw a pack of mentos in them.

umm...yea then back up

 

it wasnt really supposed to be funny.. I just started typing and those were the words that came out.

 

Everyone feels like this sometimes. Don't let it get you down. Do something fun with your wife, get your mind off mundane shit.

 

my point is made sir

 

You, sir, have damn near smoked yourself retarded.

 

if you spent 45 minutes and fucking did it, you would enoy smoking so much better.

 

its done.


the insurance agent is gonna be here between 9am and noon.

WTF i never get up before 3 or 4 PM. This is gonna be rough

 

lol well that was hard. you can smoke while you wait

 

I'm getting dressed right now. we're leaving the house together right now.

There is no destination planned. we're just going... Any suggestions? I know it cannot involve alcohol or drugs (except i smoke weed regardless) and my wife has to be asleep by 3 hours from now

 

Go to a comedy club, the mall, a movie, or just have a quiet dinner out!

 

pics or it didnt happen

 

Well with 3 hours to use I say get the fuck out of Ohio... Do not pass GO and do not turn around. The hell with this place.

 

what, the wreck??

gimme a little bit..

it's not even bad it's just like a blue streak all down the side of my car with a dent in the back bumper where he hit.

I'll be happy with a hundred bucks. I bet i could fix it myself.

 

yeah the car....im not interested much in seeing you hate yourself


but if you decide to cut some flesh ...take some pics

 

if its just a hundred bucks forget it....your premiums will go up for having a claim...not worth it

 

last beautiful day ever? i assume you're a 12/21/12 guy?

marriage ruins everything. even worse with women. ever have a cool female friend who decided to get married? it's like the entire personality is dumped in the ocean and is replaced with generic-wife-persona.

 

are you suffering from generic wife persona?...if so...we can help....just call the number on your screen and we will instantaneously connect you.............

 

no its the other person's insurance