I finally found a job

I went in for the job interview and filled out some paperwork and shit, then they gave me a piss test. I failed the piss test with flying colors, but they gave me the job anyway. haha That's the second time that has happened.

It's an easy job though. Probably the easiest job I've ever had. All I do is stand there and put caps on aerosol cans. The hours I work are 3:15pm-12:15am, but I'll probably work 3:15pm-4am sometimes.

 

sweet. they let me into the navy after failing a piss test. the recruiter told me that i didn't come in that day, that my first visit to the recruiting office would be on friday/ saturday, and to trink an awful lot of water.

congrats on your job

 

so you're a factory worker?

good luck keeping your job before some indian/chink/wetback* takes it.



*i for some reason couldn't think of an indian slur.

sue me.

 

towel head? lol sorry...

 

congrats on finally finding a job!

 

they took our jobs!

 

it's more like "they tuuk errrrrr jobs!"

congrats topnotch. so why do they even bother piss testing?

 

So.... what's in the cans??

 

what kind of drugs were in your sytem?

What’s the point of giving you a piss test if they still give you the job anyway?

 

i have yet to find a job..

 

the person administering the test probably said something along the line of "you sir tested positive for pot,opiates,coke,dingdongs, whizzy wassers,flying chuckers, acid, poppers, shrooms, waney dids,waney donts.....oh and your pregnant"

 

Lmao.

Congrats on the job Brian! Don't quit this one, try working your way to the top!

 

Congrats, thats funny about the drug test failing part too lol.

 

i know its horrible, but my mother calls them sand-niggers.

 

congrats man, how much ya making?

 

Grats, the tester probably smokes up too, thats awsome.

 

thats lucky, we do piss tests at my work too
but we usually tell them were gonna test them months before

 

Grats TNS How's the pay?

 

Yeah how much are you getting paid for that?

 

Thanks everyone

I'm only getting paid $7.50/hour, but it's definitely better than nothing, and it's a VERY easy job. It's hard as fuck to find a job in GA right now, so $7.50 will have to do. Plus, when I decide I want a job that pays more, I'll have plenty of time to apply at some places, since my shift doesn't start until 3:15pm.

HushBull......the cans contain Lysol and other air-freshening smelly stuff.

As for the drug testing......I got the job through a staffing agency and this particular staffing agency has given me a job after I failed a piss test last year too. I only tested positive for THC, and I'm guessing they don't mind the THC and are really just testing for harder drugs. Or maybe I just got lucky and found the one person in the agency who just happened to be a pothead. haha