I Feel Awful

I have no soul.

 

you can have mine.

 

maybe your soul is just in hibernation...its winter time ya know

 

I can't think of one thing to write on my Myspace.

 

my soul is misplaced in time, culture, and perhaps entity, I think that's worse then not having one sometimes.....

 

souls are for wussies

unless you're just collecting 'em and putting them up for display

 

WTS 4 ecto, 3 souls, and 13 shards!



yeah... I don't wanna hear that....

 

Steal one from a furby.

 

dont you mean...have a furby steal one for you?

 

lol... goddamn nerdiness

 

a furby?!!! how sadistic...
a furby...that's the saddest thing ever..steal a soul from a furby...
the tiny little pink furby...

NO I DON'T HAVE A PINK FURBY I SWEAR!!

 

I'd play golf with a furby if I had one.....

 

OMG EVIL!!!!!! u could take a little fluffy furby..and..and hit IT WITH A GOLF WHATEVER YOU CALL THAT STICK??

 

i used to have a furby

i couldnt stand it

 

club...

 

yeah..a club...not the point!!!

furby molestor..

 

not just molestor, serial furby killer.....

 

i think i got a furby you could kill dave...its my sisters, but she got it when she was in 6th grade or something...im sure she would love to give it up

 

you know they look kinda awesome when ya skin 'em.....


<dueling banjos plays in the background as though to demonstrate some kind of horrifying hillbilly furby deliverency.... just without the sex parts....>

 

no Paul can i please have your sister's furby???
don't give it to the serial killer!!!! IT DIDN'T DO ANYHTING TO YOU!!!
i will love it, and cuddle it, and play with it, and talk to it!! come on, please, don't give it to the serial furby skinner...