i don't want to eat snacks that have been smuggled in by my crotch

i was thinking about how people smuggle food into the movie theater.. and that thought crossed my mind.. had to share

 

It's not like they strip search you at the movies...

Just put it in your pocket...

I used to take a pint of vodka to the movies when I was 16..... share it with friends... and make crappy movies much more enjoyable.

 

can't you put them in a handbag?

 

What if they're smuggled in by someone else's crotch?

 

yes yes.. but i just thought the crotch smugglin' was funny. i know they try that in the prisons.

 

good question.. but probably not

 

Do they still have Midnight Movies down at the Fashion Square Mall? We used to sneak in Jack Daniels and mix it with soda, and smoke two or three doobies during Pink Floyd's The Wall. Must have seen that movie there 25 times. What a blast!

 

I have no idea.

I'm here for the solitude... I make an effort to not get out much.

 

i'm going to miss the FREE hobo film fest.. i forget it was tonight and now i'm stuck up the hill. .. oh well.

 

just take them in a carrier bag, no one will think you have the nerve and if they look, put on an English accent and just say "oh my I had no idea"
S

 

I usually sneak in Rasinettes. Love the Raisinettes.

 

In the uk we usually sneak in a large bag of greasy chips (fries) mushy peas and one large pie of our choice, we also take in a flask of sweet tea, but I'm not saying where we hide that
S

 

Holy shit I remember that, except it was the Rocky Horror Picture Show and it was Merritt Square Mall. Though I did used to go to Fashion Square when I lived in Howey In The Hills. I bought a Hall & Oats songbook in there. I was 14.

 

midnight movies always seem to have a lot of smugglin' going on. beer and smokes...

 

thats always my ploy, play innocent.

 

I just put the snacks in my purse. I can remember back when I went to see Titanic with my friends, they put all their stuff in my bag. So when it got dark I pulled out three sodas, and various other goodies. haha

 

I used to smuggle in beer to the bar... clank clank clank.

 

I guess it would be harder for a guy... unless it's cold and you have a big coat, but lucky for me I'm a female, and big purses are "in" so they never think much about it... it's almost fun =)

 

i've smuggled grass and a pipe into a concert in my bra before. even if they pat you down and search your bag, they're not allowed to grab your boobs, so anything you can hide in there is probably safe.

another thing i used to do smuggling food into movie theatres, is carry a large bag with the food in the bottom, underneath a maxi pad box. (alternately you could stash stuff inside the maxi pad box.) if it's a guy taking tickets and he searches your bag, he usually finds the box of pads, and then pulls his hand back as if burned, blushes, and waves you through.

 

why would you smuggle it in your crouch?

use pockets.

perhaps your girl's jumbo purse.