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Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by clementinexo, Oct 9, 2006.

  1. clementinexo

    clementinexo hip *****s sucks.

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    having cum in my ass.
    it feels awkward.
     
  2. matt2369

    matt2369 Banned

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    And what about the fucking part?
     
  3. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    yea , im so high on morphine and hydrocodine i could fuck forever and never cum ...its the fun birth controle pill .
     
  4. garfbag

    garfbag Member

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    okaaaay.... thanks for sharing that.... but why did you bring this up??
     
  5. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    It's a sex forum, why'd you read it?
     
  6. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    i hate having bacon and eggs in my mouth ....not realy im lying ...
     
  7. Degenerate

    Degenerate Member

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    I believe our friend AssCherry already proffered an alternative resolution, to which you appeared amenable.
     
  8. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    ass clogged up with semen ?....call roter router! sure , it feels akward now , but youll love the sensation of having it sucked out by our curtious well trained tecnitions
     
  9. Degenerate

    Degenerate Member

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    On reflection, I believe we have failed to take clem's predicament seriously enough. To rectify this, I propose to carry out a methodical study by analysing all the video footage I can find, in search of a solution to the pressing issue of uncomfortable rectal ejaculate.
     
  10. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    well its not a texture issue its cum , not sand ! ......i bet if she let me lovingly gently worship her butt , she would love it . of course i wouldnt cum . pain meds inhibit actual spewing of semen . one may experience a penultimat or dry spasm type climax .....but with h or dilaudid a guys not sperming all over the place ...its great cause ya kin fornicate forever .
     
  11. Degenerate

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    This can only be solved by scientific analysis. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.
     
  12. Foxes_Den

    Foxes_Den Outta here...

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    The general rule of thumb then would be to simply use a condom. Clean, easy and avoids the mess. Okay, it's not the perfect solution since skin isn't involved, but if it bothers you, it's a possibility.
     
  13. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    I'm not sure what you mean. Awkward like your uncomfortable with the fact that it's there?
     
  14. hgh238

    hgh238 Member

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    I thought you were a virgin until you get married?
     
  15. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    If you dont like it, don't do it. If the guy loves you, he'll understand. Tell him about it...
     
  16. clementinexo

    clementinexo hip *****s sucks.

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    haha i never said i was a virgin until marriage???
     
  17. OMD

    OMD Member

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    well it doesnt sound like the most thrilling thing in the world.
     
  18. theblackrose

    theblackrose Member

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    excuse me gorgeous....can u keep the fantasy alive that i may one day deflower you? i mean, u did say you didnt liek cum in ur ass....i would like to rip you from behind too, but that does not indicate anything is going on in the front door...
     
  19. topper

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    Either make him wear a rubber or pull out and cum on your ass. He could always lick you clean or just wipe it up.
     
  20. now?

    now? Member

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    umm...what is there to feel? It is a small amount of warm liquid. Do a small enema afterwards and clean it out, I guess, if it bothers you. Would that work?
     
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