I can't hear

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by zilla939, Jun 27, 2009.

  1. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    And haven't been able to for over a week now. It's actually getting worse, too.

    I had the flu and I still have a lot of congestion. I've done sinus rinses and put hydrogen peroxide in my ears, but I still can't get my full hearing back, though I can sometimes improve it temporarily. I'm going out today to get some of those ear candles. I don't want to go to a doctor... but I don't know, maybe I should. I'm supposed to be recording music right now which I clearly can't do in this state.

    Just wanted to share my current state of woe. Go ahead and make deaf zilla jokes now. :cheers2:
     
  2. naedhippie

    naedhippie Banned

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    ouch.sorry.
     
  3. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    It would be a lot easier to make blind Zilla jokes, as you cannot hear us, but you can still see us. ;)
     
  4. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Can you hear me now?

    How bout now?

    But yeah, don't be too too worried unless it keeps getting worse over the next couple of days.

    And those ear wax people can damage your ear horribly if they suck at it, and there's no proof that it works.

     
  5. lode

    lode Banned

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    Get your deaf ass to the doctor.

    Don't call though. You'll be all.

    "YEAH I THINK THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY HEARING!"

    "AN ANOINTMENT?"

    Then you dump a bunch of eucalyptus oil over yous ass and are still deaf.

    My point is, get your deaf ass to a doctor, it's might be bacterial, in which case it'll get worse.
     
  6. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Hm, I say take his advice over mine.
    Better safe than sorry.
     
  7. lode

    lode Banned

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    Don't listen to Duck, listen to me.

    ZING!
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    two deaf zillas walk into a bar. the third deaf zilla ducks, and asks the first two why they didn't, seeing as how they are deaf, not blind. but the couldn't hear her and didn't answer.


    man, if you were a dead baby this would be so much easier...
     
  9. lode

    lode Banned

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    There are probably proper canals to be explored.

    Hah!
     
  10. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    The first one was funny ;)
     
  11. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    I really don't think it's an infection so I don't wanna go to the doctor. I'm hoping it will just clear itself up, but I don't want to end up ripping my eardrum or anything because of the pressure... rawrrr
     
  12. lode

    lode Banned

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    Well, what color is the ear wax?

    Also, that'll only tell me a little, I'm not a doctor, I just play one on the internet.
     
  13. lode

    lode Banned

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    If it's green, you defiantly need to see the doctor.

    If it's black repent. To the one true god. The devil.
     
  14. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    if it's red, go see a real doctor



    if it's blue

    stop eating smurfs.
     
  15. lode

    lode Banned

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    If it's white, cowboy up.
     
  16. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    So no def jam for zilla :D


    Hotwater
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Better get that checked out!!!


    Or youlls be sorry!!!
     
  19. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    that sucks, I know how you feel, I get ear infections a lot - always have since I was a baby - or if not an infection I randomly go deaf.. usually after diving in a pool or getting a cold or flu-like symptoms.

    I would get my ears checked out if I were you, it could be something that requires a prescription! My mother has a rare condition - that's eczema in her ears.. not saying you have that but sometimes you just never know..
     
  20. GeeOhhN

    GeeOhhN Member

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    you need to get your ears blasted with peroxide and water mixture
     
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