I bought a bidet.

I bought a bidet and I don't want to go number 2 any other way. why has this not become common practice in the USA ?

 

Now you no longer have to walk around with a shitty ass.

Americans are sloths, that's why.

 

Americans don't care enough about their butts.

 

pics or gtfo

 

LOL. Well here's one less American with a shitty sloth ass.

 

how does that work, you just put it right next to your toilet? did you have to tear up the bathroom and put in a bunch of new plumbing, or was it a pretty simple addition?

 

Well it's actually a watered down version (pardon the pun) - it attaches to the seat and has a nozzel that mounts to this device with a switch that attaches to the seat and connects to the toilet's water supply. My bathroom is tiny, so there was no room to install a proper, separate bidet - but the principal is the same. The installation was quick and easy - took me 15 minutes. This is similar to what I'm talking about:

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs...ads-_-pla-_-203159337&ci_gpa=pla#.UIxhQ2dnGuI

 

do you keep a towel for you butt with guests come over and does everyone use the same towel?

you have to dry yourself some how don't you

 

If you really cared about your rectal-health you'd get a squat toilet.

 

thats not a bidet...thats a hose attached to the toilet seat for people to spray their asses..


i keep my bidet outside on the wall ....everyone in my town has one....i can bidet 200 feet from the house if i want to

 

if you just push real hard while shitting on a normal toilet the splashback does the same job

 

one of these days you are gonna stand up from the crapper and 3 feet of intestines and bowel will be hanging out your ass

it can happen


having a bidet would help with the clean up

 

So wait...wiping your ass a million times over until you are sure it's clean is lazier than having water do the job for you? Damn, you learn something new everyday.

 

back in college my apartment had a toilet paper famine for a while (everybody refused to buy any, we all just had our own secret rolls). a handful of times in order to make my roll last longer i would just shit and then jump in the shower.

 

i shit out a whole bunch of fresh blood this summer

good thing i was dead tired and half asleep or else it would have really freaked me out...i never did find out why but it hasnt happened since so i guess it wasnt anything to worry about

 

It happens from time to time.

You probably just squeezed too hard.

 

i couldnt resist trying to trick people into getting a drink of water out of it

i might buy one just for that reason

 

can you take a bidet with you when you move?

 

I have bidet kit on my toilet, it works..