I am a man.

I am 26 and live with two women and my 2.5yearold son. they all do whatever i tell them to do. I didnt plan on this, but i kind of enjoy it. I am the boss of my house. yayeh!! are you the boss? do you get bossed? does someone try to boss you around and you beat their ass?

 

Blissful harmony here. I have no authority in this house, but no one gives me any shit either.

 

not seen you in awhile.

 

wasnt my decision not to be here. i missed you

 

That's very sweet Death. Did you miss me too, or just Dave?

 

We split bossliness equally. However, I am the boss of my tenants in the apartment building I own....mwahahahahaha

 

do you get to fuck both bitches at the same time


cuz otherwise, it's just not the same

 

Are you saying you were something else before this post?

 

Maybe he's living with his mom and his sister.

Just kidding with you.

I wondered what had happened to you, hadn't seen you around in forever. How's your son doing? I can't believe he's 2.5 years old now. Wow!

Hope all else is well in your world.

Oh and about the bossing thing. There's no bossing in my house. Except for the kids.

 

thats why I asked.....


I was hoping for juicy details :drool5:

 

I just do what I want...

 

yeah!!

as a matter of fact, last time i was on here, you were missing and nobody knew what happened to you either.


as some of you may remember when i first logged onto tis site, i was like 19 and lived with my mom, with no other desire but to get fucked up, maybe expand my mental weirdness with shrooms or something.

now this si my life.

i live in a 3 bedroom half a double. its 525 a month but i think its so cheap cuz its old and smells like dead dog poop. but witht the toddler and my drunkass and carris many friends with kids, i think im becoming something that is morally sufficient and all that good stuff.

 

Yeah, I was MIA for a while. Here yet not.

Dead dog poop eh? How exactly does a dead dog poop?

 

lol

i mean it is still smelling like it did from teh previous tennants.

seriously. 525 for a 3 bed 1 bath not in crackville. cant beat it

 

it's tough to get a dead dog to poop, but if you jump on it just the right way, it will squirt out

 

the previous thennanats had two pitt bulls. they prolly smelled the place like it still smells.

 

you say you're 26 but your age is listed as 25. i call shenanigans! :toetap05:



i live alone, so there's no bossery involved.

 

i'm ze boss

 

I prefer it the other way around.

In the ghetto so many people are worried about kicking in the drug dealers shit on accident, that they don't rob in anybody's shit.

They go rob the suburbs where there's less risk.

 

i am a hard assed bitch with a heart of gold. i have sweet babies and a perfect husband, two cats, a bunny and soon, a PUPPY. i'm getting really good at my drums. last night was inspired. i've quit smoking, i drink less, i eat more and now weigh 5 pounds less. i think that's all that's pertinent.