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I am 250% sure that...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by missfontella, Aug 24, 2004.

  1. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I am NOT the father!





    hehe, I love watching Maury


    I often think that these people have no concept of percentages
     
    missfontella, Aug 24, 2004
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  3. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    i like how the guys say even if it is theirs which they deney it is, that they wont take care of it. then when they find out it is theirs, theyre all " IM GONE TAKE CARE OF MY KID"



    jerry springer is even better
     
    Becknudefck, Aug 24, 2004
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  5. Elle

    Elle Senior Member

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    "99.9 %.....you are NOT the father!"
    *girl jumps out of chair and runs crying to the backroom where she proceeds to have a breakdown*
    *guy does a victory dance to the cheer of the crowd and says "I toll you bitch, I toll you!"*
    *Maury follows girl to the back and trys to comfort her saying "we will test a 5th guy if you want us to"

    Yeah....its always the same. Gotta love it!
     
    Elle, Aug 24, 2004
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  7. NightOwl1331

    NightOwl1331 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    yeah...its always so funny. I love it when they have on the people that have like 5 kids and they've tested 10 different men for each one with no results. Who the heck are these people?!
     
    NightOwl1331, Aug 24, 2004
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  9. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    they are called shameless hoes


    or the scientific name: tryn2blikeparis
     
    missfontella, Aug 24, 2004
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  11. Elle

    Elle Senior Member

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    I bet Maury goes home to Connie Chung every night and says "where the fuck do we get these people?!" I think he hates those shitty "my baby daddy" shows. And its always either that or a 300 lb baby with two heads.
    ....I dont sound very empathetic.....I havent had any sleep....but I did watch Maury this morning:p
     
    Elle, Aug 24, 2004
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  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha that damn Maury...

    i love when they have those punk kids on there, and they destroy the green room and such...i would woop those kids ass..
    and also the cheating ones...
    Ya know your man is cheating, you found underware in his pocket that wasnt yours, and something doesnt register to you that he is cheating, you need a machine to tell ya that...I thought i was slow...haha
    or when the chicks are like, i smelled pussy on him :D, well cause your man was cheating...
     
    mystical_shroom, Aug 24, 2004
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  15. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    wow 250% must fall in the castration zone.
     
    dhs, Aug 24, 2004
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  17. cherryiceangel

    cherryiceangel Member

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    I love Paris...
     
    cherryiceangel, Aug 24, 2004
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  19. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    you and half of American men ages 15-45
     
    missfontella, Aug 24, 2004
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  21. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    isnt todays youth great
     
    Willy_Wonka_27, Aug 24, 2004
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  23. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    "You don't KNOW me!!! You don't KNOW me!! You're all JEALOUS!!"
    *overweight girl in spandex mini sits down beside her bawling mother*
     
    daisymae, Aug 24, 2004
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  25. Jannes

    Jannes Member

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    yeh we europeans sure get a good example of americans
     
    Jannes, Aug 24, 2004
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  27. cherryiceangel

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    I can't be the only girl that likes her....
     
    cherryiceangel, Aug 24, 2004
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