Hulleau

Just an introductory post... stumbled onto this site *oof!* and liked what I saw.

The basics, I'm from Connecticut... sort of a health nut; march to the beat of a different drummer- who has no sense of rythm.

Apart from lulling everyone to sleep with more mindless banter about inane details about myself I'll entertain questions...

 

since you are a health nut, do you look up to Tony Little, what are your thoughts on him?

 

Not sure I quite look up to Mr. Little... I think his TV personna is a step beyond obnoxious though that's hardly something to judge him on personally. As far as his gimmicky gazelle- don't think much of it- which is baseless as I've not tried the contraption. I am amassing my own home freeweight gym and that is my preferred method of self-torture.

 

All I know is Im diggin his hair, such lucious curls..i bet the ladies go crazy over him...

I use heavy boxes of crayons as my weights, non-toxic of course, i have a habbit of eating them.., yep, gotta get these guns in shape..

 

I hope the crayons come in good flavors.

Someone at work called me Tony Little a year back- probably because of my hair- the longest bit reaches pasy my belt though it's generally to the middle of my back. Unforunatelly any women going crazy over me seem to keep it to themselves pretty well! :/

 

Did we have meth for breakfast Voided?

 

hahahhahah lmao no, Im not mad at men, but I think thats funny as hell, and i never thought of my sig pic that way, but hahahah, now i can see why someone would think that...haha

 

I only edit typos and misspellings because they drive me crazy. Thanks for the welcome.

 

Haha someone with the best username ever i guess STINKFOOT I mean how did you made that one up man?? Were you high?? you got me laughing so hard but you already knew that.

Welcome yo

And don't be embarrassed or anything about your stinkfoot, I got two of them...

 

Actually the username isn't all that original... it's a Frank Zappa reference.

 

Oh what the hell.. so be it

 

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

I actually had a Pot Belly Pig named Tubby. She could sit, lay down, shake, roll over, beg, but she couldn’t sing or for that matter dance either.

Hey, Frank’s my buddy. Every time we meet at Joe’s Garage, Billy The Mountain comes around and tries to steal my Dina-Mo Humm. So, I’ll be Moving To Montana soon, right after I cure my Stink Foot, these python boots are a bitch. You got to remember Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow. I then fuel up at Saint Elfanso’s Pancake Restaurant, where I stole the margarine and used it for lube whenever I want to Get A Little on my visits to my Valley Girl and my little Jewish Princess and all The Catholic Girls who are all Teenage Prostitutes. I always tell them I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth. I then turn into the Muffin Man and can’t get enough Titties and Beer. Oh, by the way Steve Vai says Fuck Yourself. Weasles Ripped My Flesh – RIZZZZZ.


Quote: Frank Zappa (December 21, 1940 - December 4, 1993)
"And now....you are going to dance...like you've never danced before!"

 

Perhaps it was a Drowning Witch that ripped your flesh with her Magic Fingers unless Nanook rubs it (provided your Dog Breath doesn't keep him away). In that case a Crew Slut will give you some Dirty Love in exchange for some Cosmik Debris or a ride to Cucamonga where you'll encounter some Disco Boy Conehead who's really a Dancin' Fool with a Dental Hygiene Dilemna- but hey, You Are What You Is... and it could be worse- you and the Toads Of The Short Forest (and every newt in Idaho) could Wind up Workin' in a Gas Station for your Uncle Meat wondering to yourself, "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?".

 

Far Out, another Zappa fan, but Don't Try To Jive Me With All That Cosmik Debris unless it’s Directly From My Heart To You. Wow, Did ja Get Any Onya, if you did My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama. Did ya hear about the Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask. If not you can see it at The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue, right after the Dwarf Nebula Processional March. Oh No, The Orange County Lumber Truck ran over a bunch of Bobby Brown’s, Baby Snakes. Who Are The Brain Police?They keep chasing Willie The Pimp.

Rest In Peace, My Brother!

 

I know man, me too. There's a tear trickling down my cheek right now.

 

Yep- bummer he's no longer with us but he went out doing what he loved- basically active right till the end. He left a vast body of work- being a very prolific musician. I kinda find it a tad ironic to be discussing him here as he was very critical of the hippie movement and staunchly anti-drug. Ah well- he was a musical genius nonetheless and if one listens to much of what he wrote one quickly realizes that FZ did not need any drugs.

 

Not at all- and thank you for resurrecting my introduction thread!

 

I like the quote in your sig., stinkfoot.

 

Thanks. Not 100% sure who to attribute it to.. I've seen credit go to Lazarus Long, Robert Heinlein and a couple others as well as anonymous. It works for me.

 

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