how to make a clay bowl/at home drug tests

okay so this summer a friend and i are going to start a bowl selling business and just make really cool clay bowls all day and sell them
does anyone know how to do this or have a link to a website that explains it? i looked on google for a bit and couldn't find much.

also we are planning to sel them to people we know but is it also possible to sell something like tht on e-bay if i call it a 'tobacco pipe'?

also, my mom is giving me an at-home drug test next week, this is really gross but can i just use my dog's pee?

 

LMFAO, I don't think anyone has use their dog's pee, not that I know of at least. Just get a clean friend to piss for you.

 

yeah, i will. it's just weird cuz...i'd have to carry it home from school cause my friend in like my 3rd period said he'd do it for me but then i have to carry around his piss all day until 8th period

 

well sometimes sacrifices have to be made, yes?

 

yeah. but i'm also on the bad list at my school so if i'm late to class or just look weird they will search me. and they'd be like WTF if i had a cup of pee in my backpack haha.
i guess i'll just live with it but i'd still rather somehow use my dogs pee if tht's possible.

 

just invite your clean friend over after school and say you have a project together or that hes just a new friend or you are hanging out or going somewhere later something like that and just have him piss for you then

 

invite your friend over to hang out before the test. have him pee into a plastic bottle. Ever seen the plastic vanilla extract bottles in the baking aisle? buy one, dump it out and wash it well. have him do it and refrigerate it until the day of the test. take it out of the fridge and let it warm up. u can warm between your hands in case the test involves a temperature check.

 

how many stoners could get away with using dog piss anyways. Even I love to get spinderella( My PitbullxBeagle named after the salt & peppa DJ) high every so often.

 

haha that's true, one of my dogs gets scared when I try to get him high though, so he's clean

 

thats how my dog is. He's like looking all weird at me while im smoking. then he looks away and walks out of the room like he;s dissapointed

 

haha aww. one of my dogs just avoids me when i smoke and the other one walks up and like nudges me with his head like he wnts a hit lol

 

make sure you use REAL ACTUAL CLAY, not sculpy clay or fimo... you need to fire the bowls in a kiln, not a house oven. sculpy clay will poison you if you smoke out of it. also you need to glaze the bowl with a food safe glaze.