How to get rid of mess

hi, i heard that masturbating in bed is very relaxing and i want to do it. but where do i shoot my cum. i have heard of using a kleenex, but that still makes a mess. what do most people do? are there better ways to masturbate besides in bed?

 

Where did you hear that?

 

master the art of cumming without cumming..

 

just dig a trench and skeet in that.

 

your suppost to swallow it..
DUUHH!!!!

What is the point of a good masterbation if you don't taste it?

 

I agree with weeattoes. Aim for your mouth.

 

Shoot it in this guy's underpants: http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=450360&f=65

 

The Word "Troll" Sounds Like The Understatement Of The Year....

Here You Are Curled Up In Bed, In Serious Need Of Relief, And What Do

You Do..???

You Join An Online Forum, And Present Your Problem To The World....

I Prefer To Keep My Private Life Where It Belongs........

Between The Sheets....



Cheers Glen.

 

buy a pocket pussy or use paper towel

 

My wife always has a bottle of moisturizing lotion next to the bed which I find to be a suitable receptacle, for various reasons.

 

Underwear for me. or my mouth when im really horny. Or you can use toilet paper

 

This is what I use:

 

leave it in your hand

put it in a ziploc bag

masturbate with a condom on and cum in that

or stop being lazy and get your ass up and wash yourself.

 

A used sock is often easy to find bed-side.

 

A chick.

 

I love tasting cum, definitely the best and easiest way to cleanup

 

get an old sock without a pair and shoot your jizz in it. easy cleanup. wash it later for further use.

 

I keep a towel specifically for the purpose.

 

if a kleenex is messy, you either cum a lot more than me or you use shitty kleenexes.

try using two of them.