How to dress a wiener for the holidays

Google eyes
Draw a smiley face with a tongue.
Red glitter rudolph nose.

Lets see yo ideas! :sunny:

 

use his asshole to plug in the string of lights

 

You can't forget the balls! Gold and silver are traditional holiday decor lol

 

swag garland over his balls

 

replace his pubes with tinsel

 

by now his asshole is going to feel left out , so stick some candy canes up there !

 

I dress all 7 of them each holiday. They generally are not impressed though.

 

strap on a red nose & some reindeer antlers

 

Wrap ribbon around it.

 

Bows on his balls and cotton for a beard

 

use a tampon for a beard

 

stick it in a box

 

A Christmas sweater
Jingle bells for his jingle balls

I dont want to know where HH is going to put the tree topper

 

an elf hat!

 

glue large googly eyes to the base of the weiner , use the weiner for the nose , use red glitter glue on the tip so that his weiner glows , put white powdered sugar all over his balls and sing " all i want for christmas is a blow up doll "

 

one word for decorating the xmas weiner " bedazzler ! "

 

roflmfao

 

in his belly button LOL

 

stick sparklys all over it

 

I'm glad I don't live with any of you