How the fuck can I get some sleep?

Any other insomniacs have advice for falling asleep when sobriety is inescapable?

Staying with my parents for Christmas. No booze, no opiods, no sleep aids, nothing. Haven't slept more than four hours in a night the past week.

What the fuck can be done?

 

good question brah, I'll let you know when I find out

 

an orgasm transcending into sleepyness?

 

I have the same problem.

Luckily, I have Tylenol PM, vicodin, beer, and pr0n.

Just fap yrself to sleep, d00d.

 

Tried it. Rubbed one out about two hours ago. Still awake.

 

I will take that Vicodin off your hands and it won't cost you a dime.

 

I have the same problem. It seems like I can only get a good night's sleep when I am boozing, which is like one night out of the week. The other six nights I pretty much toss and turn until I finally fall asleep around 4 AM (when I have to be up at 8).

 

Wanking keeps me awake.

 

I used the OTC sleep aids, but then I only get 5 hours of sleep that way. I never get more than 6 anymore anyway.

 

Mhm. I fully fall asleep around 6 am these days.

 

Masterbate yourself into a lethargic coma.

 

Yeah, I usually masturbate, if that doesn't work you're kind of screwed short of taking 4 paracetamols (works).

 

I slept about 6/7ths of the past week. this isn't even an exaggeration.

so now here I am. all vibrant and whatnot. waiting until tomorrow starts so I can go visit my sister in the city. :cheers2:

 

But there are no drugs here.

I gotta go back home to Bloomington Saturday. I am going to lose it if I don't get fucked up soon.

 

Man, I think you gotta suck this one up , and prepare for next year.....

 

Yeah, I think so. I'm just upset because I wanted to go see my cousin's band play tomorrow, but I might be too tired to go out.

 

You'll be fine. Stay sober, you wont be tired in the least, just dont jerk it before the show, you will be wired.

 

Stay sober? What the fuck is that?

 

Its what is keeping you from sleeping right now.

 

I know.

FUCK

Alright, I'm going to try again.