How should i alter my physical appearance?

this won't make the blindest bit of difference to my dream of entwining my pubic and facial hair

 

I'd say a nice slice across the throat would look good.

 

i was thinking more along the lines of slitting the wrists. That would look sexy

 

Ohhh, do both of ours!!!
HAWT

 

by forcibly inserting a large spade into your nether-regions..

 

yes to all of the above :H

 

excellent

 

sam, vote on how to change me

 

Get breast implants.

 

none of the options really appeal to me

 

damn you, damn you to tarnation

 

maybe if we knew what you looked like besides that one damn picture...............
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I say...grow your hair out long, and grow a big beard

 

yeah....i need a new picture....preferably one that isn't 7 monthes out of date....i'll put one up............soon








but yes, long hair and beards are the way forward

 

And dye your hair ginger







or don't

 

no dude, no

 

why

 

cos ginger is les terribles








ahahah so many people have told me to grow a really big full beard







oh man....thats a good thing right

 

cos ginger is les terribles




you are evil




EVIL

 

au contraire mon amis






white blonde is where its at

 

but ginger is le sex.


hah..i said ginger..like an english person