How sexy do you think you are?

Do people have orgasums as soon as they see you, or do they back away from you with hankies clasped to their faces or maybe you are somewhere in between vote on the poll now!!
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Hahaha..ok...I voted im only a 1.....lets face it....Im getting old....and ..those days are WAY behind me !!

 

thats outragous, you should have gone for at least the amount I did!
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Dirk...ok..Im an OLD 45 !!

Sam....you know your A LOT hotter than a 6....c'mon....I know what hides behind that so verry proper English Garden !!! haha

 

Hahaha...no baby...you are ageless !!!!

 

Public poll eh? What's this, vanity fair? Bah, I'll shamelessly give myself an 8 and hope no one who knews better blows my cover. Besides, this is how sexy I think I am. And I've never had trouble giving myself an orgasm....

 

Hahaha....ok...I wont argue with you....your HOTT !!!!

A VERRy HOTT BABY !!!

 

i"m to sexy for my shirt for my shirt yeah you fuckin heard i"m to sexy for this blob this fuckin blob this blob on my knob .

 

You're too stoned for your brain mate :afro:

 

*Blushes* :redface:

 

Let me be your fantasy Anyone yay or nay

 

Was generous and gave myself 3 for my sparkling personality.

 

10...Yeah.

 

I am so sexy that I keep burping up love hearts. I also have a teddy bear and his name is...well it is you

 

Ponce! How dare you be more vain than I! :H

 

I gave myself a 6... For my personality and pretty blue eyes

 

sometimes i'm sexy, sometimes i'm frumpy. sometimes i'm so ON that you can practically hear me buzzing and i'm being kissed and molested by random females in the bathroom while i'm buttoning up my pants. sometimes people are vaguely embarassed to be seen with me. that's when i start cracking jokes.

 

5....I sometimes look upon myself as lucky and other times I cant stand to look at myself....Im not really a mirror person tbh and hate pics/film with me in and I tend to avoid these like the plague.

 

I don't want to vote... tis just too depressing! *sighs*

 

I will give myself a 7 :tongue: